body count

the amount of people that someone has had sex with

boy: yo what’s your body count
girl: 10

by iloveballs4321 October 10, 2023

Body count therapy.

Is when you sleep with more people that you can remember to get over a break up.

Them: Hey bro you ever been to Miami?

Me: I've been, I had a great time, but I can't remember the girl I was with. After my break up I needed some body count therapy.

by Vainarrara809 March 28, 2024

Nixon count

A count of two balls and two strikes in a baseball game. Named because the umpire putting up two fingers on each hand resembles the "V for Victory" symbols that Richard Nixon flashed to reporters the day he resigned from office.

Ball 2 on the Braves' batter, and now we have a Nixon count

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks April 25, 2024

Body count

Penetrative sexual partners

What’s your body count?

by Hjksi January 25, 2025

an and count

Used by people with colorguard/musical backgrounds to signify a very short amount of time.

Guardie 1: Why are you so tired?
Guardie 2: I got like an and count of sleep last night. We had practice until 3am!

by Voldypoo February 11, 2010

Sir Lord Count Fabulon

The product of the reaction when the epic fabulosity found in tiny particles around the universe collide with the pure lordliness of a sexually confused adolescent boy. It is said to be described as the fusion between Elton John, Dr. Evil, and Snoop Dogg. Arch-nemesis of The Ocean Boy.

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by Shadow Master D on Feb 10, 2012

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by The Ocean Boy March 24, 2012

you better count your watermelon and peaches

Jason I’m coming to get you

Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches

by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018