corporate pizza

Coroprate Pizza-pizza from national pizza chain restaurants ie: Dominoes, Papa John's

I ordered a pizza last night, it was a corporate pizza, from Dominoes.

by Rosa925 May 30, 2016

Corporate Ping Pong

The shift of blame or responsibility between two parties. Often used with customer support where two companies shift the responsibility of assistance between each other to avoid the hassle of having to fix a monumental cock up.

RETAILER: Thank you for contacting our customer support. Unfortunately, we cannot help you with this issue, you must contact your credit card provider. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

CREDIT CARD PROVIDER: Thank you for contacting our customer support. It appears the issue lies with the retailer. Please contact them for assistance. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

CUSTOMER: Stop playing corporate ping pong and help me sort this out!

by myrightnut November 16, 2016

corporate hug

A hug that is formal, light, and brief in nature while making as little contact as possible.

She gave the bankers a corporate hug to welcome them to the office.

by @sps March 2, 2017

corporal carpet

An individual that lives on the edge, isn't afraid to put his life on the line for the trippy hallucinations that an illegal substance may cause.

Dude, he was taking Xans like they were tic-tacs last night, he is such a corporal carpet!

by duemoturion June 4, 2017

Corporal

The bastard who keeps everything running and in line with their own special brand of thinking that may seem nonsensical to all those who don't know how the majestic Corporal's mind works as they keep things running smoothly and keeps the other NCO's in check.

The corporal will fix everything.

by 02david12 July 13, 2017

Corporate Bastard

An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7

I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer

by ThaSickUcker February 8, 2018

corporate toxicity syndrome

Corporate Toxicity Syndrome (CTS), is a syndrome created by chronic exposure or ingestion of corporate products, including pharmaceuticals, foods with low or no nutritional value (soda, ice cream, pizza and burgers for example), fluoridated water, street drugs and alcoholic beverages, combined with the absence of nutrition via nutritional foods, vitamins, minerals and other essentials. Presents as one who is obese, high blood pressure, trouble sleeping, musculoskeletal disorders, trouble thinking & various other health issues such as diabetes and cancer. Chronic food poisoning combined with malnutrition.

“In looking at the consumers that frequent standard “Grocery” stores, Super-Stores, convenience stores, and exemplified by the photographs of those that frequent one of America’s largest superstore, one can plainly see that this group suffers from Corporate Toxicity Syndrome, or CTS, as they are fat, sick, and nearly dead from eating toxins and never having nutrition.”

by Greg M. Houck June 5, 2018