cocktaster

Pertaining to someone who is acting in an unpleasant manner, rude, mean, or the general dislike of someone.

I dont understand why Brett has to be such a cocktaster?!

by lunch21 January 21, 2007

cocktion

Cock action. Jacking-off, getting head, handjob, or sex.

What happened when you disappeared last night?
I got some serious cocktion from the hottest chick ever!

by 88kaper January 5, 2011

Smith Cocktail

Developed at Smith College, an all-female institution, the smith cocktail is a cocktail that, unbeknown to the male receiver, contains both an erectile assistant and a sedative. When properly administered the smith cocktail effectively negates both the risk of rejection and of awkward morning after scenarios.

smithee 1: "that one guy at our party sure is cute, too bad he's gay"
smithee 2: "we'll see about that; I've got a smith cocktail with his name on it"
smithee 1: "can I have him when you're done? I haven't seen a penis in months"
smithee 2: "sure! but you've got to drag him to your room yourself"

by metcalfistan April 1, 2010

Molotov cocktail

a crude bomb made of a glass bottle filled with a mixture of flammable liquids and a piece of cloth for the wick (name satirically by Finnish to repel the soviet invasion during the year of 1940)

Among the other weapons use in Resident Evil 0, are the hunting gun and Molotov cocktail.

by Light Joker April 9, 2006

Emeryville Enima Cocktail

Inserting your penis into the rectum and urinating, followed by positioning your mouth under the butt and colleting the "nectar".

Look at the turd cutter on her, I'd like to taste one of her Emeryville Enima Cocktails.

by Sir John 8:44 April 9, 2009

cocktease

a girl who says and or does things to get mens attention (i get horny when i am high), also to gain things such as a free smoke or a free meal because the man thinks he will get some sort of sexual reciprocation. often owes you a lot of money and when you do smoke her up, she just becomes a bitch. Is often freinds with other cockteases.

Cocktease: hey i get hony when im high
guy: word lets go smoke
(goes off to smoke his good pot, get high)
Guy: so, you feeling good
Cocktease: ehh im tired, im hungry, im crmaped, i have pms blah blah blah blah
Guy: fucking cocktease you said you got horny when you are high

by senor huck July 15, 2006

Cocktologist

A professional who specialises in making cocktails.

'My best friend is a cocktologist, she is good at mixing cocktails'

(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)

by keen-as-a-bean! July 13, 2011