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Elgin Community College

ECC, Easy Cheap and Close, a college in Elgin, principle benefit is free parking and ash trays, as well as proximity to Colonial Diner, features some fine ass women on scholarships.
i didn't get in anywhere so I'm goin to elgin Community college...easy cheap and close
by Marcz January 10, 2011
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Community College Syndrome

A false sense of academic entitlement that some community college graduates display after performing extremely well grade-wise during their tenure. It should be noted that this same student would most likely perform at or below average at a more difficult private or public univeristy, thus disovering reality. The symptoms seem to manifest themselves mainly in young women who believe a japanese introductry class and a passing grade in photoshop give them the footing to debate proust.
Jan: yeah so I graduated from GCC with a 4.0, like I'm really smart and don't agree with George Bush.
Cliff: Really, like his foreign policy or mishandling of Katrina?
Jan: Umm...well remember when he said, now watch this drive? I mean, c'mon now
Cliff: Hmmm, so that's your reason?
Jan: yeah, oh, and do you want fries with that?
Cliff (thinking): Big tits and a great ass, to bad for the community college syndrome
by Peppermint Pickles July 1, 2009
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community college

A lower education which 1.5 million students in the U.S. attend. You can earn a useless associate degree and become a college loser and earn a bad paying job. Also students from around the world attend. Community college professors lack real world experience and some have graduated from the least prestigious University's in the states. Most community college's are even worse than some University's in terms of professors, cost, class size, and learning environment.
" A Community College student has two worst selling unpublished books, a passport without stamps from around the world. His real life world experience and knowledge was because he got a poor education at a Community College."

"A person who attends the most prestigious University right after high school has just bought out Google."
by college man586937 May 7, 2009
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community douche

1: A bar-hopping womanizer (smells like alcohol and is in and out of a different woman each week)

2: A man in a relationship with multiple women at the same time.
1: Man, Fred is such a community douche. I wish he'd pick up a girl somewhere other than a bar or a strip club for once.

2: After that threesome, I felt like a community douche. I was spent and a half.
by "The Fox" May 21, 2008
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community hipster

a hipster that spends most of there time doing community work, with there hipster friends.
yeah, she's such a community hipster, volunteering at every given chance.
by scuttle the sailor January 24, 2011
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Community Cock-Block

1. Multiple males in the friend zone of the target female ban together to cock block any guy from attaining what they could not; this strategic collaboration is implemented by taking up her time with friend zone activities.
ex:

Charlie: "Bro, invite Jenny to go rock climbing with us tomorrow"

Miguel: "Why?"

Charlie: "The guy she told us about is texting her again, fuck that guy. Lets run a Community Cock-block."

Miguel: "Put me in coach"
by RX Absolut April 2, 2013
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community bike

Someone (coughs) who has been ridden by everyone in the community
by Sweaty baller January 12, 2016
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