Facebook Confident

Someone who will like or comment on anyone's status, picture or post without a care in the world

Jonh: "did you hear that Adam liked Louise's status last night?"

Anna: "But Adam has no idea who she is?"

Jonh: "I guess he is just facebook confident"

by Robin French January 8, 2012

confind

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by NIGGAGOBOOMBOOMNOW December 27, 2013

solitary confinement

to be forcefully chillen by urself by a state or gov. Not being able to communicate with someone for 9 hours. THe mind starts to bug out

Hey yo im not goign back to solitary, it drives me insane

by austin October 7, 2003

Conficky

Somewhere in the middle between confident and cocky.

F: "I think you're cocky, you think you're confident. We hardly agree."
M: "Let's agree to meet somewhere in the middle."
F: "Conficky?"
M: "That'll do."

by Brigaid May 14, 2011

confidants

a penis of the mindless world... dubbed with ashy pink elephants

i have confidants in lala land.

by BRIAN April 12, 2005

confirming with the president

having a wank, using just the one hand

i decided to confirm with the president after finding this picture of your mother

by Js May 13, 2005

Confirmed Bachelor

A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).

In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.

Hey man, how old are you?

Him: I'm 28.

Do you have any kids?

Him: Nope.

Married?

Him: no

I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.

by RaijuRainBird February 29, 2020