coma of pain

a coma of pain is when you curl into a ball and cry uncontrollable for hours on end.

the break up was so bad i went into a coma of pain for a couple hours.

by jimmysoncrack July 25, 2009

cimahood

it's a world unknown to most. A mystical land of myself and horror

Cimahood is never what one expects.

by musicalpassion99 July 29, 2014

Coma constant

If you look up theories of whatever movie/series/book/game and take the number of all the speculations, you have to add (if not included) a certain constant in which (most of the time) a major character has been in coma the whole time and the plot was just made up in their head.

Because of this the number of theories can never be zero, thus making it a coma constant.

Person A: I really liked the story of {title}, I wonder if there are any good fan theories about it.
Person B: I've read something about {character} being in coma since {event}, nothing else

Person A: It's always that coma constant... Meh

Famous examples:
- Ash from Pokémon
- Harry from Harry Potter

- Finn from Adventure Time

by Lerua November 25, 2016

comalapas

What happens when you fly into El Salvador and subsequently end up emptying your guts in the closest receptacle for any number of days while never being allowed the ability to trust a fart.

Bro, where is Dave man? I haven't seen him for days?

Oh shit dude, you didn't know? Dave got those comalapas

by BigDeckDan November 26, 2016

Coma Blanket

A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....

I was going to adult today, but .....Coma Blanket.

by Jessmeow January 27, 2018

Codah

codah is the most amazing girl you could ever ask for in the entire universe, and once you get a hold of her assure her she's always gonna be in safe hands. She could never understand that she's not always right, but alas you'll get used to it. Her mere presence is enough to make my heart go boooooooom. If she's yours, you better love her with all you got.

This is my girl....
Wow! She's named codah? LOVE HER!!!!!

by GeneralBartels March 28, 2020

CoMaCose

When you go home after a week of working at the manufacturing plant and pass out for the whole weekend because life is meaningless and nothing matters.

I've been working overtime at Cox Manufacturing, this weekend I went full CoMaCose.

by kamakazy13 July 24, 2020