when a guy and a guy get into a closet to engaging in sexual activity in the closet without anybody else knowing while they have a dance party alone.
A: i heard you played seven minutes in heaven with dalton at the party last night
B: oh yeah it was great he is such a good lover im glad we got some closet time
B: oh yeah it was great he is such a good lover im glad we got some closet time
by god of derp October 3, 2011

Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet
by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021

Someone who is ashamed of doing crystal meth. So they do it in private areas, like a bathroom or closet, all by themselves.
Meth user/addict that uses without anyone knowing.
Meth user/addict that uses without anyone knowing.
by Jilly-Bean November 25, 2018

by Darktriceratops March 4, 2017

when someone is not quite in the closet nor out of the closet. it's when one is debating whether or not they are gay/les.
by pandasaresnazzy June 2, 2018

In the closet about rebeling
by Jdawg420 January 15, 2014

When a man shaves his arm pits, arms, legs, or other part of the body and is secretive about doing so.
A man shaves his arms and wears long sleeve shirts to hide it from his friends. This man is a closet shaver.
by Shortyyguy August 3, 2013
