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closet time

when a guy and a guy get into a closet to engaging in sexual activity in the closet without anybody else knowing while they have a dance party alone.
A: i heard you played seven minutes in heaven with dalton at the party last night

B: oh yeah it was great he is such a good lover im glad we got some closet time
by god of derp October 3, 2011
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Closet monster

Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet
Greg calls woman hoes and bitches and refers to gays as faggots

Greg is a closet monster
by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021
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Closet-tweaker

Someone who is ashamed of doing crystal meth. So they do it in private areas, like a bathroom or closet, all by themselves.

Meth user/addict that uses without anyone knowing.
Closet-tweaker Look at that bitch wiggle, she is a closet tweaker!
by Jilly-Bean November 25, 2018
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closet baby

A baby that was born a natural gay kid/man
by Darktriceratops March 4, 2017
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Exploring The Closet

when someone is not quite in the closet nor out of the closet. it's when one is debating whether or not they are gay/les.
" i like him, but i cant tell if he's gay"
"he's probabaly just exploring the closet"
by pandasaresnazzy June 2, 2018
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Closet rebel

Thant nerd is such a closet rebel, James Sladek
by Jdawg420 January 15, 2014
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Closet Shaver

When a man shaves his arm pits, arms, legs, or other part of the body and is secretive about doing so.
A man shaves his arms and wears long sleeve shirts to hide it from his friends. This man is a closet shaver.
by Shortyyguy August 3, 2013
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