Clothing Recon

Short for Clothing Reconstruction, recon is the practice of cutting, sewing, ripping, painting or altering pieces of clothing into something else.

I Clothing Recon-ed 3 of my t-shirts into a skirt!

by WittyJules January 23, 2009

clothed sensuality

A form of titillation that revolves around stimulating the target's imagination without nudity.

That office secretary has some serious clothed sensuality going on with that loose blouse and messy ponytail.

by Epikalountai February 19, 2014

Clothesfucked

When you fuck someone through clothes. Also known as the Mormon surprise.

Dude, I totally Clothesfucked that girl last night.

by knoxtaco September 5, 2016

Clothes Call

When you almost poop your pants but get to the bathroom in the nick of time. This is typical for the day after a long night of drinking, chili eating or hot dog eating competition.

Dude that was such a clothes call. I barely got to sit down before I started pooping!

by MoreDumbStuff August 20, 2017

clootie

This is the old Anglo Saxon word for devil.

Josh was being a clootie.

by Anonymous_15D March 8, 2018

clothesure

Da conscious "putting to rest" of your emotional attachment to a nudist camp, enabling you to then "move on with your life" in the normal "fastened together and buttoned-up" garments-wearing world.

My skin-worshiping roommate at da Corpus Christie resort has such a fetish for my bare protoplasm dat he clipped all da buttons off my clothing so dat said garments would "hang open" when I wore them, and so I had to sew 'em all back on again before I could truly get "clothesure" afterwards.

by QuacksO February 7, 2020

Clothcock

When the cloth from your underwear gets stuck under your penis or foreskin

Eg: shit bro I've bought some new boxer briefs and they're giving me clothcock

by James chargles August 1, 2020