chaffee

Another word for a virgin who can't seem to get laid easily.

Man I'm suck and tired of being a chaffee I need some pussy.

by Anonymous Dick Slayer July 26, 2021

Chuff

An onomatopoeia for the sound a cat makes as it covers its waste with cat litter. Futile because it still smells like shit.

Used in social situations as trying to cover something up roughly (and usually failing).

Inspired by <a href="http://twitter.com/sockington">Sockington the cat</a>

1. John totally has a boner, but he chuffs it by slouching.
2. Mary just punched James in the cock, but she chuffed it by saying she was just making wild hand gestures.

by Sockington's lackey March 16, 2009

chuffy

A large, scary being often being referred to as "Chuffy Pogialy"

RUN! its chuffy! he'll kill us all

by Neb March 4, 2003

chuff

The pitiful and crumbly remains of a pouch of rolling tobacco used to make a "prison-rollie".

"Have you got a spare roll-up?"
"Nah, only chuff."
"Aww, sick."

by hjc August 20, 2006

Chuff

n. Chub + Muff...nuff said.

"Did you catch the lesbian sumo match last night on ESPN 8 - 'The Ocho'?"

"Yea, there was some serious chuff-diving going on."

by JO$E Ortiz May 22, 2007

Chiffer

A horrible teacher who can't control his own class.

It started in his freshman geometry class.

He's such a horrible teacher. Almost as bad as Chiffer.

by Alison July 22, 2004

chuffa

When male is sitting on the toilet taking a dump and someone gives the shit taker head.

Cabrera gives Vigue Chuffas while they are suspended.

by Robert Tracy April 1, 2007