Chopped-in-half

An adjective describing in its essential, most literal sense, ones state of intoxication by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. More commonly used as an adjective describing ones behaviorisms as similar to those expressed while intoxicated by a drug such as cocaine or marijuana.
Damn, I'm so chopped in half right now, i dont even know where I am. I sure could use some smoked ham, no, wait i already had some.
by Aete Bawl December 26, 2003
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chops factory

A musician, usually jazz is described as being a chops factory when he/she is very good at his/her instrument. Comes from the word 'chops' meaning skills.
Woah man did you check out that that trombone player? Chops factory!
by Kitschead June 02, 2009
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wet chops

I hate it when i'm in the spa and everyone sees my wet chops !!
by Greymouth536 June 16, 2011
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screwed and chopped

music style pioneered by dj screw,
where (southern hiphop) get slooowed down and fucked with (repeats, fx, etc)
music for syrup sippers.
david banner mississippi the album (screwed and chopped)

al green screwed and chopped
by nine February 21, 2004
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Chops Martin

1. (n) A southern hick that loves to kill cows and pretend to fuck hookers. Originated in Bunker Hill.He also believes that the south will rise again.
2. (adj) A strange obsession with video games and a woman named Hayley.
3. (v) To hit a cow over the head with a hammer, because a gun wouldn't stun him, and then shoot it repeatedly in the head.

4. (adj) A very hairy son of a bitch.
1.Did that guy just pull a Chops Martin? Yea that cow is fucked!
2. Is that guy a Chops Martin? I think so, he has a confederate flag tattoo and keeps hitting on Hayley.
3. Is that big foot? Nope, thats Chops Martin!
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Chop Suey

The only song most people who say they listen to System of a Down have probably heard.
Jay: You listen to System of a Down
Mark: Fuck yeah, Chop Suey kicks ass!
Jay: Know any other songs by them?
Mark: ...
Jay: Dumbass
by Slither March 14, 2005
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ass chops

the specific part of the ass cheek than hangs down toward the upper thigh
I like her boob job, but I LOVE holding on to her ass chops!
by D.Jewian August 21, 2007
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