ghost choke

The act of saying you choked someone without choking anyone. Lying about the submission

Joe said he submitted someone but it never happened. Ghost choke

by Capita February 16, 2017

choke the tool

When a condom doesn't roll down the entire length of the penis.

I bought a magnum xl..but it will choke the tool

by Peewee8894 January 19, 2016

Choke and Smoke

When you stick your erected penis into the breathing stoma of a long time smoker. Doing this repeatedly choking the person to death through their hole in the neck. Very effective area to nut.

I pulled a choke and smoke on my grandma at the family reunion.

by 69420_getchokeandsmokefamous October 11, 2019

Dope Choke

To cockblock someone from smoking weed - see also "potblock"

"Yo I was tryna sneak out the back to smoke a bowl last night but my dad totally dope choked me, wouldn't leave the kitchen!"

"Damn bro that sucks!"

by DopeBloke April 2, 2020

Choking the cat

An Asian person eating pussy.

Don was going hard last night, he was choking the cat with his girlfriend.

by King of jacks June 28, 2020

choking the flamingo

Verb.

1. Choking one's partner during the sex game of flamingo.

2. Wrapping one's hands around the rare pink bird and squeezing.

3. Men, when giving themselves a handjob while standing only on one leg.

Boris was choking the flamingo with Mauve all night long.

by Fingenurgen May 8, 2018

Choking the Chicken

to beat your wife and eat your meat

eatin an beatin

by sir dan May 12, 2003