Chimper

Chimper: A person so horrible, they would even hurt a cute Baby Chimp.

Trump is such a Chimper!

by yabbadabbado12 September 14, 2019

hairless chimpanzee

Black person

The cops popped another hairless chimpanzee last night.

That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.

by kaadoo September 25, 2017

Chimpillian

A million chipanzees. They are geneically mutaed in labs to become brutal killing machines. They will one day undertake operation get infront of the gorillians. gorriliansBut for now they will fight until they have infected all squirrles with pottasium based rabies. They undertake many strict training programmes; currently undertaking corpse disposal programme.

"OUCH that bloody Chimpillian army have eaten my face"

by Dr Gee December 17, 2004

Chimpanzee Smile

The most radiant expression of joy any primate can exhibit.

The lights dimmed, brad postured himself on one knee and presented a tiny crush velvet box to Stacey. The one time whore was so overcome with emotion that her lips parted from ear to ear presenting one of the most gorgeous chimpanzee smiles in God's creation.

by m o g w a i June 27, 2007

chikpea

a vegtable from somewhere in Africa where it snows very rare

i picked a chikpea in africa yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by chuk buck February 28, 2008

Chimp

1. A person who is dressed half chav half pimp.
2. A person who acts like a chav and a pimp

Dude1: What the hell is that guy wearing?
Dude2: He looks like a right chimp.
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Dude1: Why the hell is he acting like that the complete twonk?
Dude2: He thinks he's a right chimp.

by dawson90 October 23, 2007

chimping

Having sex. As seen on numerous National Geographic Channel documentaries.

And now yet another programme featuring Jane Goodall and some randy monkeys in Africa. Viewers please note that this show features some serious chimping.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005