child please

used when annoyed by another person; another way of telling someone to fuck off

"hey matt why don't you do your job right this time!" "child please!"

by childpleasejester August 26, 2009

Child Discipline

Child Disclipline is really

ABUSE to your child.
When used in a sentence, it is usually sarcastic.

'I taught my son some Child Discipline ,last night.'

by Sam Likes Ham January 23, 2010

child complex

Some one who acts like a child to a serious stage.
They act like a child, may even talk like one. They're attracted to child clothes and immature genres, like kids movies, toys ect.

Mother: "Sarah, you need to stop with the toys!"
Dad: " Your mothers right, this has to stop, your clothes look stupid for someone your age!"
*Sarah cries and whines*
Sarah: "BUT MUMMMY I LOVE BEING LITTLE, CAN'T YOU SEE?"
Dad: "That's it your getting therapy, your child complex it out of hand!"

by Dolly Maye January 29, 2017

child porn

Pornography made by children for children.

Mother: Peter, I can hear you moaning. Are you watching adult material?
Little Peter: No, it's just child porn.

by kiliik September 13, 2006

Child Molester

1. Noun: A molester of children
2. Noun: Any 40-year-old virgin fat bald man that never hit puberty

1. Now now, Johnny, today we are learning to avoid that child molester.
2. Now now, Johnny, today we are learning how to headshot a child molester with a glock.

by VbPeppermint December 25, 2007

Child Papaya

when the child has the papaya inserted into a papaya drip, it then ovulates into the child and forms child papaya. which is lambent ear infection with white polyips in their rectum.

that child is dosed on papaya, its terrible, poor child papaya.

by oI WINNET Io October 15, 2011

Child porn

Something that’s fucked up but not as much as you

Person 1 why did I see child porn in your search history?
Person 2 uh well FUCK YOU CUNT

by Im old and I’m sold March 7, 2023