"I sent this bitch on MySpace a friend invite, but she looked at my profile and figured out I was a chelmo"
by beijomacio May 23, 2010
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A girl who loves freaky sexual acts, there are few things they wouldn't do. Easily iritated at stupidity and needs constant sexual attention to satisfy her. Fantasies are always welcomed with her. Also likes it in the butt. Most guys want a Chelsea.
by Thefunguy257 December 30, 2016
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Get the chelonia mug.Chelsea, A badass that gives no shit to what she does. Boys may like her a lot but she has one man only and she couldn’t ask for more then a hot good looking guy.
Guy : “Dang girl, You looking fine!”
Chelseaa “Piss off, I have a boyfriend”
Guy : “Dm me sexy”
Boyfriend : “Fuck off asshole”
Guy : “AHHHH HELP MEEEEE!”
Random person : “Dang I need a Chelseaa”
Chelseaa “Piss off, I have a boyfriend”
Guy : “Dm me sexy”
Boyfriend : “Fuck off asshole”
Guy : “AHHHH HELP MEEEEE!”
Random person : “Dang I need a Chelseaa”
by LOVE ME BABY August 21, 2018
Get the Chelseaa mug.Chelsea is a beautiful girl very smart. She's a leader and she can do anything she put her mind to. She's always there when u need Help she put's others before her self. She's Kind, Sweet, Helpful, Smart, Beautiful and more. She's great with kids and wife material.
by chelsea campbell December 31, 2021
Get the Chelsea mug.Vladimir Putin's Premiereship team, the Moscow Blues, otherwise known as Chelsea. He owns them through Roman Abramovich, who claims to be the caretaker of this historic club, which is an outright lie because 1) Putin owns it by proxy and 2) Chelsea had no history before Putin bought one for them.
They currently had their assets frozen because their real owner decided that while he owns Chelski, he really wants a team with a real history, so while he's trying to annex Ukraine he's also trying to steal Dynamo Kyiv. When this whole mess is over the FA should send Chelski to Moscow (or maybe St Petersburg) where they belong and they can establish a rivalry with Spartak. That's if they don't get relegated to the Championship (where they really, really belong). Without being able to buy players every year they will eventually be in League One, they haven't developed a player in decades and will not be able to start now.
95% of their supporters have only been fans since the early 2000s and get all their football knowledge from FIFA video games; the other 5% have been deluded into thinking they are other than a crap club that would still be crap if it weren't for big daddy Putin.
They currently had their assets frozen because their real owner decided that while he owns Chelski, he really wants a team with a real history, so while he's trying to annex Ukraine he's also trying to steal Dynamo Kyiv. When this whole mess is over the FA should send Chelski to Moscow (or maybe St Petersburg) where they belong and they can establish a rivalry with Spartak. That's if they don't get relegated to the Championship (where they really, really belong). Without being able to buy players every year they will eventually be in League One, they haven't developed a player in decades and will not be able to start now.
95% of their supporters have only been fans since the early 2000s and get all their football knowledge from FIFA video games; the other 5% have been deluded into thinking they are other than a crap club that would still be crap if it weren't for big daddy Putin.
Chelski fan: We've been the best team in the Premiereship over the last 20 years.
Gooner: We have 13 league titles and we did it without Russian blood money.
Chelski fan: But have you gotten 95 points in a season?
Gooner: We've done better, have you ever gone through a season undefeated? You know, like you're Invincible?
Chelski fan: 95 points is better.
Gooner: You got 95 points with an insecure little bus parking douchebag at the helm and Russian blood money, we were Invincible with a class act as manager and playing by the rules...now go back to League One were you belong!!!
Gooner: We have 13 league titles and we did it without Russian blood money.
Chelski fan: But have you gotten 95 points in a season?
Gooner: We've done better, have you ever gone through a season undefeated? You know, like you're Invincible?
Chelski fan: 95 points is better.
Gooner: You got 95 points with an insecure little bus parking douchebag at the helm and Russian blood money, we were Invincible with a class act as manager and playing by the rules...now go back to League One were you belong!!!
by Moscow Blues March 10, 2022
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