Someone who comes South to Illinois from Wisconsin and drives like a jackass at low speeds only to turn without a signal into the Culver's parking lot.
Why is this guy driving five under in the fastlane?
looks at license plate That's why! It's a cheesehead!
looks at license plate That's why! It's a cheesehead!
by lugarmac June 24, 2009
Get the cheesehead mug.A healthy, fit female or male who cheers on the sports teams. Usually very nice people, they perform acrobatic feats and other dance routines.
I'm willing to bet the people with negative definitions are simply jealous fat slobby bitches who couldn't get laid if their life depended on it. Put down the fucking double cheeseburger and hit the gym for pete's sake. Stinky nasty fat bitches. You could shower more than once a week too.
I'm willing to bet the people with negative definitions are simply jealous fat slobby bitches who couldn't get laid if their life depended on it. Put down the fucking double cheeseburger and hit the gym for pete's sake. Stinky nasty fat bitches. You could shower more than once a week too.
Damn, that cheerleader slapped dat bitch!
Fat bitch: Oooh, that cheerleader is sexier than me, I HATE HER! (Runs home and eats half the refridgerator)
Fat bitch: Oooh, that cheerleader is sexier than me, I HATE HER! (Runs home and eats half the refridgerator)
by Laocoon September 11, 2008
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a sport for competition season,
not a sport if cheering for football/basketball, etc.
competition: put together a strenuous 3-minute-long routine in which u have to pack in
1: several group jumps
2: many stunts
3: a dance
4: a cheer
5: many tumbling sequences
6: facials
thats a lotta shit to pack into 3-minutes.
football season: have to get the crowd involved, pump up the team and be interested in the game the whole time.
It involves a lot of spirit and overly expressed emotions towards what is happening in the game
probably not as strenuous as competition season, which is probably why it's not considered a sport yet. however, it still involves everything listed below. and you have to memorize a lot of cheers and never-ever mess up in front of anyone, cuase that shit is embarrassing and makes ur team look bad
have to have gymnastics & dance skills
have to be flexible, strong, loud, and mentally organized
it isn't as easy as you dumbass people who dont consider it a sport think.
if u try it... THEN u will understand
there are so many aspects. u dont have to just run and hit people like in football, or a "real" sport.
it involves coordination and technique and strength, PLUS u gotta look good while doing it! SO HA! how easy is that?!
not a sport if cheering for football/basketball, etc.
competition: put together a strenuous 3-minute-long routine in which u have to pack in
1: several group jumps
2: many stunts
3: a dance
4: a cheer
5: many tumbling sequences
6: facials
thats a lotta shit to pack into 3-minutes.
football season: have to get the crowd involved, pump up the team and be interested in the game the whole time.
It involves a lot of spirit and overly expressed emotions towards what is happening in the game
probably not as strenuous as competition season, which is probably why it's not considered a sport yet. however, it still involves everything listed below. and you have to memorize a lot of cheers and never-ever mess up in front of anyone, cuase that shit is embarrassing and makes ur team look bad
have to have gymnastics & dance skills
have to be flexible, strong, loud, and mentally organized
it isn't as easy as you dumbass people who dont consider it a sport think.
if u try it... THEN u will understand
there are so many aspects. u dont have to just run and hit people like in football, or a "real" sport.
it involves coordination and technique and strength, PLUS u gotta look good while doing it! SO HA! how easy is that?!
i'm on chicago allstars cheerleading and i practice 6 days a week, at least 3 hours a day. i go to an extra tumbling class so I can nail my full.
i am also in a "for-fun" stunting class
cheerleading is taking over my life
i am also in a "for-fun" stunting class
cheerleading is taking over my life
by elissanozit April 21, 2009
Get the cheerleading mug.Any of those ultrannoying scenes in the series "Heroes", where the Cheerleader starts whining about whatever to her dad, and her psychodad says (preferably after some cold blooded killing) ""you're daddy's little clairebear, all i want is for you to be safe, and live a normal life yadiyadi i love you so much yadiyadi. .
And then the Cheerleader starts pouting about being different and special and save the yadiyadi
and so we have a beautiful freudian geysir of fraternal and territorial superamericanized issues squatting all over something that could be a really really good television series.
And then the Cheerleader starts pouting about being different and special and save the yadiyadi
and so we have a beautiful freudian geysir of fraternal and territorial superamericanized issues squatting all over something that could be a really really good television series.
Claire: I hate you dad, and you're not even my dad !
Mr. Bennet: All that matters to me is that you're safe.
Claire: I don't wanna be safe, I am different, I'm special !
Mr. Bennet: You're staying here, and you're gonna live a normal life, and you're always gonna be my little clairebear, ok ?
Claire: Ok, dad, I love you.
(Hugging)
(the resolution of a Cheerleader moment)
Mr. Bennet: All that matters to me is that you're safe.
Claire: I don't wanna be safe, I am different, I'm special !
Mr. Bennet: You're staying here, and you're gonna live a normal life, and you're always gonna be my little clairebear, ok ?
Claire: Ok, dad, I love you.
(Hugging)
(the resolution of a Cheerleader moment)
by 22flux March 2, 2009
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by cheese-lover January 14, 2010
Get the cheesehead mug.Competitive cheerleading is a sport. Requiring actual physical training. Rather than high school cheerleading. Which is not a sport.Which consists of teenage girls,jumping around, tring (yes, trying) to do the splits&herkys and whatnot. High school cheerleading, a sport. Competitve cheerleading, not.
Jim*disguisted*: Dude, look at those cheerleaders.
Jenny: They can't even do toe touches or splits!
Shawn: I don't understand cheerleading is considered a sport in our high school!
Maria:It's not a sport. Not high school at least. Competitive is a different story!
Jim&Shawn: You can say that again!
Jenny: They can't even do toe touches or splits!
Shawn: I don't understand cheerleading is considered a sport in our high school!
Maria:It's not a sport. Not high school at least. Competitive is a different story!
Jim&Shawn: You can say that again!
by soccer#5 August 25, 2011
Get the cheerleading mug.A cheerleader can be male or female. He or She is required to have the ability to do gymnastics, jumps, motions and various other things. He/She must be flexible and have a final grade of A at the minimum, and he/she must have nearly perfect attendance. Cheerleading is easily one of the most dangerous sports in the world.
There are several different types of cheerleading squads:
Large Coed (a team of at least 17 male and female athletes highschool).
Small Coed (a team of less than 17 male and female athletes highschool).
Large Varsity (a team of at least 17 female athletes highschool).
Small Varsity ( a team of less than 17 female athletes highschool).
University (a team with athlete's over the age of 18 university/college).
All-Star (a team of athletes of any age.. there are usually less stunting restrictions on a team in this category elementary/ jr.high/ highschool/ university/ college).
Pom (a team of male and female athletes with the ability to dance and jump. A pom team will include pom-poms. jr.high/highschool).
To be a cheerleader you must have a large amount of self-respect and pride, otherwise you will most likely be booted off your squad. All the other steriotypical definitions of cheerleaders are without a doubt 100% untrue. I would know..I am on one of the best teams in North America.
There are several different types of cheerleading squads:
Large Coed (a team of at least 17 male and female athletes highschool).
Small Coed (a team of less than 17 male and female athletes highschool).
Large Varsity (a team of at least 17 female athletes highschool).
Small Varsity ( a team of less than 17 female athletes highschool).
University (a team with athlete's over the age of 18 university/college).
All-Star (a team of athletes of any age.. there are usually less stunting restrictions on a team in this category elementary/ jr.high/ highschool/ university/ college).
Pom (a team of male and female athletes with the ability to dance and jump. A pom team will include pom-poms. jr.high/highschool).
To be a cheerleader you must have a large amount of self-respect and pride, otherwise you will most likely be booted off your squad. All the other steriotypical definitions of cheerleaders are without a doubt 100% untrue. I would know..I am on one of the best teams in North America.
Cheerleader's Requirements:
Tumbling Requirement Example (depending on what teams you try out for): round-off back-handspring back-tuck
round-off back-handspring full-twistinglayout
Jump Requirement Example: Toe-Touch with legs 180 degrees
Stunting Requirement Example: Toss-Hands touch-and-go (to extention) bow-and-arrow double down
Tumbling Requirement Example (depending on what teams you try out for): round-off back-handspring back-tuck
round-off back-handspring full-twistinglayout
Jump Requirement Example: Toe-Touch with legs 180 degrees
Stunting Requirement Example: Toss-Hands touch-and-go (to extention) bow-and-arrow double down
by Victoria-07 December 13, 2006
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