Celestiality

Any ethereal cause for otherwise inexplicable coincidence, not thought to necessarily be a god or fate, but rather explained as a purposeful movement of the cosmos. Used as a way of holding onto one's spirituality to explain certain events while still taking a scientific view of the universe.

Friend 1: "I met Rose at a grocery store that I never, ever shop at. I'm not a religious man, but sometimes it feels like too much of a coincidence."

Friend 2: "Sometimes the world just works like that, man. Certain things match up so well, it feels like a celestiality."

by AiboHikari July 28, 2012

celestial navigator

Christ Bob is the celestial navigator created when two Virgo high school sweethearts a year apart in age consummated a Heavener marriage on the exact date of MAY 13,1962 and 9 months and one day later their miracle is birthed on st Valentines day February 14, 1963. One day late and 29 dollars short of a KING's ransom. Destined to become the Scapegoat for all mankind. A JFK replacement I delivered nine months before his assassination. A man whose first act was timed naturally unrehearsed and unedited at 11:11. and uploaded on January 12, 2022. intitled "Robert Service's poems United Ordinary Man and the Rolling Stone." The celestial navigator can circle the globe in seconds on google earth and talk with folks all over the globe in their own language but cannot put enough gas in his truck to go back to work in the real world. This digital matrix is a wonderous thing but for the lack of currency that can be readily transferred into petro fuel. Everyone has a voice in the digital matrix but only in the bubble of their individual platforms. Time for self doxing in hopes the rumble vid that is monetized will find many listeners. I am Harpo Mason @ Quora, Bud McKinney @ Bookface, Christ-Bob @ replay poker, Spirit-master @ Locals, Bud McKinney @ youtube, Bud McKinney @ SoundCloud, and Leprechaun @ the rumble. :sdʇʇɥ//rumble.com/vsji5l-robert-services-poems-united-ordinary-man-and-the-rolling-stone..HTML editor is your code name

Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.

LORD BUD: "Bob Christ is pure of heart, help give the celestial navigator a new start" In Jesus's name, I give you this duty. lend some network assistance to me. Open others' awareness so that they may stumble to the video we have at the rumble.

by Spiritual-Master February 1, 2022

Splinter Cell

The best stealth series of all time tied with Thief. Chaos Theory is the best. It is also the cure for cancer and aids.

Bob: "Hey you should play Splinter Cell Chaos Theory!"
Tim: "Hell no I want to play CoD: Same Shit Every Year!"

by You in the futute. May 21, 2014

Cell Phone Hoe

This type of Hoe relies on instant messaging or calling those for a booty call. Usually one of many homeboys numbers and many pictures of their male private areas stored inside their phone.

The Cell Phone Hoe also take snap shots of herself in the nude, some up close in specific areas she knows will get what she wants.

If the cell phone hoe is discovered, she will no doubt defend herself, go on offensive thus lie about her behavior, or hide cell phone which is most likely hiding it from her partner (victim).

It is said that hoes love attention and has been proven a strong fact since the only way a hoe can be a hoe is to receive what they desire. The Cell Phone Hoe is a innovated specie who has extended the need through technology itself. Becoming another of electronic evolution of the Hoe Genre.

Nate: Tia! The fuck is this in your damn cell phone!?

Tia: Why you going through my shit for!? That is private property!

Nate: No sense in being private if we are together! So much for trust you damn cell phone hoe. I got ya ass though, you been showin' the damn goods to these random fuckers too!

by Black Riz September 26, 2008

splinter cell styles

The art of sneaky around doing something dodgy.

Adapted from splinter cell popular video game

"I was total splinter cell styles as i crept out last night"

by LEM - Chino January 24, 2005

gang calls

Sounds or Phrases used by Gangs to make themselves present

Some of the most famous gang calls or terms

Crips : ( Using a lot in a sentence ) " Cuz "

Bloods ; " Su-Wu "

by OCSoup May 15, 2014

cell phone

A very good way to fry your brain because of the deadly radiation passing through your ear. Plus, unlike what most teenagers think, you can live without one, and save your brain if you do.

Normal kid: Hey wassup?
Popular kid with 5 calls a second: Bshzzshhhzzzzphfshzz...
Normal kid: Are you ok?
Popular kid: I phzhinkh fhso.
Normal kid: Get rid of your cell phone, you'll feel better.
Popular kid: Fshzever!!!!!

by so busted December 28, 2005