this man is so incredibly sexy and hot. If i was told that there was a new kid at school and his name was Carson G, I would instantly climax. Theres no such thing as a man with a longer peen and a more beautiful body than someone named carson g. I want any Carson G to have my kids.
by D Slayer please have my kids March 02, 2022
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The hottest boy you will ever lay your eyes on. It’s so hard to look away. He is caring and would do anything for you. He added me on snap but we only talked twice. He kinda ignores me in school😭.
by Frontierfalcon March 16, 2019
A Carson Moment is when someone says something (Jokingly or not) pertaining to Grooming, Sexting or anything sexual to do with minors.
The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.
The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.
Person 1: "I'm gonna go groom some kids now."
Person 2: That's a Carson Moment
Person 1: What?
Person 2: What?
Person 2: That's a Carson Moment
Person 1: What?
Person 2: What?
by Jean Arvuckle February 21, 2021
The act of ejaculating on someones face while at the same time spitting a wad of chewing tobacco spit into their bellybutton.
So I was banging this chick the other night and forgot I had some chew in my mouth. I didn't want to mess up my bed so I opted for the Sunset Carson.
by thespclst May 28, 2009
by Carson Bleeks January 21, 2023