Ken Carson

Ken Carson is the sexiest man alive and the best rapper ever. I wanna suck his nipples and lick his chest and touch his amazing dreads. Ken Carson has the best songs ever and he's amazing, he's my daddy and fine shyt

"My favorite rapper is Ken Carson, he's so hot"
"Hey have you listened to the new Ken Carson album?"

by Kencarsonsnipples July 4, 2025

Mrs carson

gives out snacks and sells snacks at a middle school. gets lot of monayyy :) and she is very protective and out going. also likes taking pictures.

my teacher mrs carson is the besttt

by amnarreee May 13, 2022

Carson Howell

A stupid faggot who loves cuddle team leader
“You see carson howell? yeah he’s a faggot”

“You’re such a carson howell”

by lunic January 19, 2022

Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023

carson

a midget who plays Fortnite in your room until you die of short-person poisoning.

Carson a piece of shit.

by carsonstinkyatfrt February 27, 2024

Carson

CARSON is the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. He has a MASSIVE COCK and is VERY GOOD AT SEX!!!!!!!!!! HE WILL SEX YOU A LOT AND YOU WILL LOVE IT

girl 1: CARSON HAS A MASSIVE COCK!!
girl 2: I KNOW
boy: IM JELOUS!!!

by Chase2 January 12, 2021

daniel carson

A fat beast. It likes to punch people and is easily offended. It’s farts are deadly and you should definitely run if you see one

Oh fuck it’s a Daniel Carson run!

by I’m just a guy that posts shit November 12, 2017