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canepps

a clueless young man that has a sleeping condition called "wokenupbybeeplateatnightis" which has resulted in the formation of gigantic bags under his eyes.He is so sleepy that he has missed the bus for sport aswell as missing out on an entrance to TAFE because of his sleep deprived condition. Canepps is known to randomely turn up late to a class whilst eating a cold chicken drumstick, which states that he has absolutley no idea.

The statewide ritual of beeping past canepps' house in the early hours of the morning(about 1am) has caused compaints by his neighbours. Canepps has had an outburst of chanting directed towards him,the most frequently used being "get some sleep!!!".

Canepps is known to have a tradition of having a few "midnight middies" late at night as a last attempt to go to sleep.

The waving of fingers in his face simultaneously as a "WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!" is commonly performed by the locals of the Carine area, especially during school hours. His reaction to this is a squint of the eyes,a frown, red face and an attempt to slap some hands away from his face, which is the last defence for a person in his position.

AS this child is crippled by "wokenupbybeeplateatnightis", you may sponsor this child to ensure that he gets a good nights rest. Please apply on www.getshnapssomesleep.com.au and take pity on this sleepy young man.
Brayden says-"just get some sleep Canepps",
Canepps replies-"i...",
The whole of year 12 interupts by saying-"get some sleep, get some sleep!!!!"(repeated many times over while many people wave their fingers in his face),
This is followed by approximately an hour of laughing from various people.
by RMACULAS September 1, 2008
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Anorexic Canetoad

An Australian sexual practise. You sneak up on your sleeping girlfriend and holding the top and bottom of your ntusack with both hands, stretch your balls over her face, from her forehead down to her mouth. This way she wakes up to see an Anorexic Canetoad draped over her face
Shelia: "Jezus, what that fuck is that?!"

Bloke: "You've got an Anorexic Canetoad on your face, love"
by thepinksockadvocate May 21, 2009
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Caneing

The act of performal a sexual act using a walking cane. Most commonly done on females but sometimes used on males.
Q: Hey Troy, did you see that hot girl in the sales department?
A: Yea I've got her number...she's in for a real caneing.
by someonetoget2know February 22, 2011
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canelo

it´s a spanish slang to name a joint.
''I´m gonna make a fucking blunt''
translation: Me voy a hacer un CANELO''
by Maxsgcrew August 27, 2009
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candy canes

A term sometimes used to describe menthol cigarettes.
Damn kid, just got some Marb Smooths, shit's like smokin candy canes.
by Grids November 26, 2007
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caneder

To be stoned (caned) to the point where the repitition of the word 'caned' becomes highly funny. The 'a' is stressed and elongated to form the word 'caaaaaaaaaneder' which said while trying to keep a straight face is damn near impossible. First discovered by Helen, a dizzy cute short blonde near Oxford.
"Keir - I'm caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaneder......someone pass the bong"
by Keir January 5, 2004
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Canehdian

Someone who is not Candian, but wants to believe and/or proclaim that they are.
I have a confession...I'm Canehdian, that's why I love hockey so much.
by Hockeyphile April 3, 2011
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