candy ass

A guy who is basically afraid of his own shadow; a real wuss type

Lenny is such a candy ass he won't walk any further east than Avenue A.

by Steviedee January 22, 2004

Candy Loving

January 1979 Playmate. Candy was also Playboy's 25th anniversary Playmate....Candy measured 37-24-34.....She is a beautiful brunette who stood 5'7" and weighed 110 at the time of her centerfolds........She is the hottest chick to ever live.........Huge, fine , firm titties hung on her chest.

The gorgeous Candy Loving had an old school un shaved pussy that was very bushy and very ripe. Just google her and you will be amazed at her beauty.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

Candy Hearts

A fowl and disgusting, heart shaped candy that became popular for their variety in quotes printed on them, but not by their taste as it's key ingrediants consist of bone meal and earwick honey.

Guy#1: Hey, what did you get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day?

Guy#1: I got her some candy hearts with some custom quotes on them made by me. She smiled at first, but we spent the rest of the day pumping her stomach after she ate one.

by SquirrelFoam February 6, 2010

slut candy

birth control pills

HVDW: It's 10 p.m., time to take my slut candy.
GH: You're so responsible.

by HoannaVZW October 22, 2009

eye candy

Women that are HOT and you can't take you eyes off of them. Like a kid in a candy store.

I was at the beach yesterday and there was a lot of eye candy there.

by Anonymous July 25, 2002

candy crotch

a fine female.

That girl over there is top notch candy crotch.

by Jon Jonz February 9, 2004

candy rain

Male sexual fluids. Semen.

She drank down his candy rain.

by Malcolm January 25, 2004