calabia

Unique beyond anyones comprehension. The light of anyones life, you don’t want to take her for granted. She’s known for her humor, lack of intelligence but kind spirit. Spends her free time crying herself to sleep, 3am dance parties cuz she wild like that ;) and then sleeping some more.

“Damn you’re getting the most basic fro-yo flavor?!”

“Yeah what’s wrong with thattt?”
“Nothing! Classic Calabia!”

by anonymous June 30, 2022

calamanco

The Calamancos are probably the worst people you will ever meet. They are all judgemental and only care about 1 thing themselves. Some can be nice and care about your feelings but most of all they are never interested in your best interests. The calamancos are very widely spread out in the midwest. These are dangerous creatures if you ever come across a calamanco stay away from them for they are deadly.

Have you met the calamanco’s? They are literally so mean!

by Mysticmagichistoria July 20, 2022

Calamari Hoopla

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.

"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022

Calaboka

Mean shut up

Calaboka Masissi Caca

by anonymous September 9, 2022

calaire

Calaire is a very handsome gentleman. He's nice and sexy with the perfect dimples. He gets hoes you already knwo thiss, but he could be the perfect first love.

Girl: Have you met calaire?
Girl 2: No but i saw him n he fine asll.
Girl: Im finna bag him.

by Dalonna :) September 30, 2022

Calabrese

A monke from the distant lands of Calabria

"Harambe was a calabrese monke"

by Drewiewewe January 3, 2023

Calabar High School

Calabar is a society a utes weh nuh gi bun, they dont give bun bcz they dont blieve in those things. Ppl give the school bad names that we give alot of bun but honestly they dont, so girls deh wid a bar man

Girl:which school you go
Boy:calabar high school
Girl: good so u nah go gi me bun ok

by Di ugly guy January 3, 2023