the baddest, boojee-est, and best thing to ever strike this planet earth with her mighty wrath. She is often blonde, beautiful,and thicc af. She enjoys fucking up bitches and stealing your man.
by baddest boojee-est bitch obvi March 25, 2017

The most amazing beautiful girl on earth, everything she does makes you fall in love with her even more. Her eves, her smile, her everything is simply perfect. No matter how sad you’re feeling, she will always make u feel better and will have you laughing in every situation. She’s slightly weird but it’s a good kind of weird.
by jareddiamondd May 12, 2024

The ultimate drinking game!!
A group of friends have sex with a single willing participant to completion. Nine months later they all meet at the hospital for the child's birth, where a paternity test is performed. When the child's father is revealed, he then has to consume an entire alcoholic beverage while all other players yell "Drink bitch!!"
A group of friends have sex with a single willing participant to completion. Nine months later they all meet at the hospital for the child's birth, where a paternity test is performed. When the child's father is revealed, he then has to consume an entire alcoholic beverage while all other players yell "Drink bitch!!"
by anonymous September 21, 2022

Caitlin is amazing. she is literally the best person ever. I will love her for the rest of our lives. Caitlin my heart is yours. Caitlin is low on the que. Caitlin gets through the que. Caitlin gets standing tickets for all her friends. because of Caitlin, her and her friends get to see harry styles. Caitlin is the best person I know. Caitlin I love you.
"I love god"
"who is god? I only know of Caitlin"
"oh- they are the same person, just different names"
"who is god? I only know of Caitlin"
"oh- they are the same person, just different names"
by KGYDSFIUR89R4JNHKGFRUG7T8G8UDI September 1, 2022

by Dnhfhreusjwnwnana April 24, 2021

You are very beautiful you love cats you mean everything to everyone however you get really lonely and everytime you are you like playing with bugs and boys think that your hot and have a sexy body and you are the cutest and prettiest out of everyone that you would know.
by Bitchyplace December 28, 2017

The coolest person alive! If you don’t know and love a Caitlin of the Riordan’s you’re a walking red flag. Ever find yourself lonely, bored, in need of a thoughtful and funny friend - find Caitlin Riordan instead. She’s kind, intelligent, ambitious, and will someday change the world. If you do know a Caitlin Riordan - as you should - be sure to remind her how amazing she is the next time you see her, and throw in some chocolates too.
My best friend Caitlin Riordan was saying —
Hold up! You’re friends with the coolest person alive! Can you introduce me?
Hold up! You’re friends with the coolest person alive! Can you introduce me?
by youknowthat’sright! October 10, 2022
