Cut Lunch

A technique used by Australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them.
This technique is carried out by the mans shaft being placed upwards running along the zipper of his pants and one ball either side. Hence Cut Lunch.

Bazza: *Adjusts himself to the Cut Lunch position* "Ahh fuck that feels better."

by Xaypock March 24, 2003

Cut All Ties

Cutting all ties is a complicated procedure in which all connections to an individual or group, most commonly social and emotional, are severed. One would most usually cut all ties after a particularly embarrassing incident with this individual or group, especially when the incident in question is the sudden revelation that the individual or group was in fact the subject of covert hatred by the tie-cutter(s).

Can be used in a comical sense to convey the level of embarrassment an action has resulted in.

When a tie-cutting manoeuvre fails, the results are dismal at best. Generally a collapse of the tie-cutting group and their relationships is a certainty. Reasons for a failure can include, but are not limited to: a tie-cutter faltering in their resolve, an unexpected need for the tie-cuttee's abilities or connections, or the failure to convey the nature of the tie-cutting to all parties involved.

"I hate that guy, as soon as he finds out I reckon we should cut all ties."

"You can't sing for shit man, cut all ties."

"Why is that Lewis here, I thought we cut all ties?"
"We did, but then we needed his camera. We're screwed."

by Innominate January 11, 2009

cut bacon off your back

1. a threat to a person during an altercation. 1. Made popular from an episode of the chappelle show (the spoof real world episode)
2. someone who is so fat, that you could make bacon out of his back rolls.

1.Keep talking and I'll cut some bacon off your back.
2. dude if you don't stop eating, I'll be able to cut cut bacon off your back.

by rodosboy August 11, 2008

cut that shit

Commonly used to tell someone to stop doing something that for whatever reason, is obnoxious, to us, the rest of the viewing public.

I can't believe you did that to your car man, you need to cut that shit. (as he looks at his buddies annoyingly loud and crass "fart muffler")

by BBRX8 October 31, 2009

CUT THAT BITCH OFF!!!

Said to interrupt a person mid sentence (particularly if said person is a stupid ass house nigga), first used by "Reverend X". It is also expectable that after the use of the word that one may add a "NEXT CALLA"!

Person one: "You know Jesus is the best, don't you just love Jesus? My whole life revolves around Je.........

Person two: CUT THAT BITCH OFF!!!

Person one: "Hey man, don't sin in front of Jes........."

Person two: NEXT CALLA!

by Reptilian Rob August 27, 2009

cut sick

go psycho, but in an awesome way. used primarily to describe any virtuoso musician's command of their instrument, but guitarists in particular.

"have u heard about yo-yo ma's new album coming out in june?? he's gonna cut sick on that, dude."

by aperfectquett June 16, 2007

cut the cheese

To pass gas, or to fart.

The term was originated when someone sliced
into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely
a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks
terribly despite it being fresh cheese.

(If you HAD smelled Limburger cheese before,
you know what I'm talking about!)

Daryl: Aww man! WHOOO!!! Who cut the cheese?!

Michelle: Owen, man, get outta here, you funky bastard!

Owen: Hey, I didn't fart! Damn it, I didn't!!

LATER...

Daryl: What's that smell...?

Michelle: (looking innocent) I don't know.

Daryl: Oh! Oooo!! Girl, you got the car all
stanky! Roll down those windows, you lyin' ho!

by CDSmith1967 January 18, 2006