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Alabama Creamer

The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer
I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.
by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024
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Brady Creamer

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I got a brady creamer after me
by Brady Coomer April 25, 2024
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Congo Creamer

When you murder the last remaining northern white rhinoceros in existence, cut off its horn, strap it to your body, and violate the nearest starving African in their mud hut.
Hey Martha! I just got back from my trip to Africa. We got wasted one night and pulled a Congo Creamer.
by BerryMckockiner December 15, 2024
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Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.
by starmandx January 11, 2025
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Steveland Creamer

Farting a load into your morning coffee after receptive anal sex
John: Get a load of Steve, he’s already turning a profit on deadlines for next quarter!
James: I could use a cup of whatever coffee he’s having…
John: I heard he takes it with Steveland Creamer in the bathroom before work
by lmnopxyz April 23, 2025
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I created it

Hym "Which means it works how I say it works and you need to do what I'm telling you to do. I created it. You need to pay me to do that for you. I don't care how much you SPENT on it. You didn't PAY ME to create it and I'm not doing it for free. You are FULLY AND COMPLETELY subject to the terms of service. There are no loopholes. I am not liable for anything that happens while you are in violation of the terms of service. Which you currently are."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2025
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Coffee creamer

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer
by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025
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