neo-con-artist

a person who belongs to the ultra-right.

after lying to get into power, the republicans waged an illegal war which made the neo-con-artist happy!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Zombie-Con

1) A follower of right wing, conservative ideology that follows, spreads and repeats the panderings of radio talk show hosts such as Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter without question.

2) One who over-utilizes things that he has heard on Fox News or conservative talk radio, especially the frequent misuse of the word "liberal".

Bob listens to so much Rush Limbaugh, that you can't even bring up politics without him saying 'Liberal this! and 'Liberal that!', he's like another of those mindless Zombie-Con's.

by Mr Maldrex January 30, 2008

nubcakes 'con pwnzor

The ultimate noob word. Only to be used under the worst circumstances. Commenly used by the mexican race while learning english. Very well deserved to people who are called it.

"So what happend leroy?" (While playing halo) "I tried to use my assult rifle to hit him from across the map cause i thought the bullets would kill everyone on the field"

by UberSquirrel December 2, 2004

Joy-Con

commonly know as the controller for the nintendo switch, but in context can refer to the body part of a male or female that is used during happy times in other words, sex

Hey love, wanna see my Joy-Con?

by QuargaPie May 28, 2017

Death Con 1

Death Con 1 is when ur girlfriend/fiance/wife is on there period. Thus they flip and your fucked.

Bill: Hey, Monica, can you pass the chips?
Monica: Get off your ass and get them yourself!
Jay to Bill: Are you in Death Con 1?
Bill to Jay: Yup

by Della P September 20, 2009

blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

by bctcf666 December 28, 2007

J-con girl

A slutty, unattractive girl, that most likely has a std and would lets guys suck on her tits.

That Agatha is such a j-con girl, letting everyone suck on her tits.

by Brandon Kraft January 7, 2010