checkers

One who's quite short, has a short, highlighted blonde mullet/emo hair, and believes himself to look like Spider-man, when really he's Maculay Culkin.

1. "That brer's so Checkers."
2. "Safe Checkers, want some food?"
3. "Oh Checkers.|

by Frank September 8, 2004

Checked her math

to get a girls number

Because saying got her digits is old and lame

Where did you meet here?

At the club last night. After you left she ran into me at the bar. We talked a while and I checked her math. Should be closing the deal tonight.

by JayBroDude February 20, 2009

checkers

Matt Mello. On the scale of who would be what chess piece in life, Matt Mello is below the board. he is checkers.

"i wanna be the bishop!"-matt mello

by . November 20, 2003

Checkerno

Verb, noun Check'er'no: The act of wearing a checkered shirt against a striped background (wall, painting...etc).

He is doing the checkerno pose perfectly.
The checkerno guy is standing next to me.
I like the shirt the checkerno is wearing.

by someoneelse21 November 29, 2013

checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night

by Satansbestie July 2, 2016

Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016

checkered duck

When you want to sleep. Go to bed early.

Luis and Mallory will be checkered ducks tonight.

by Duck Me Down February 4, 2017