certifiedalani

That one mf on tiktok that will never get Affagato Cookie no matter how hard they try 🙃

wa.fflu: "Hey do you have Affogato Cookie yet?"
certifiedalani: "NO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!"

by Sea Fairy Cookie March 2, 2022

certifiedandromedastan

the best ravenclaw out there fr. so slay and so pretty, literally the best tiktoker abt the marauders. amazing with picking specfic songs to go w the marauders era characters (especially lana songs). number one lana stan fr!! also obsessed w anna karenina. my fav mutual ever and such an amazing friend fr!

jack: who is the best tiktoker about marauders era things

sarah: definitely certifiedandromedastan!

by blindassmf June 27, 2022

certifiedsoniclover

an extreme virgin :/

certifiedsoniclover gets absolutely no play

by imgonnakms21212121 August 10, 2022

certifiedsoniclover

AN EXTREME VIRGIN (real)

certifiedsoniclover gets absolutely no bitches 😕

by imgonnakms21212121 August 10, 2022

certifiedsoniclover

idfk i was forced to do this omfjejbdvdhdd

“is that certifiedsoniclover??”
“yea i heard ey dont get play🤣”

by imgonnakms21212121 August 10, 2022

certifiedsoniclover

Super nice person and a lego ninjago fan! Em is super cool and rich! em is the best person to be around

P1: Have you heard of certifiedsoniclover?

P2: Of course I have! Em is the coolest person I know!

by onaschl August 10, 2022

certifiedjoeymoment

When something interesting happens you add on with this saying

“My dog died”, “thats a certifiedjoeymoment”

by stormraidergd959 September 20, 2022