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Penis button

A disturbingly unattractive protruding bellybutton, particularly on an otherwise attractive female, so pronounced as to be reminiscent of a small penis. First appeared on paparazzi websites describing bikini pictures of talk show host Kelly Ripa's unnaturally protruding navel.
Bob: Hey look at that sweet honey strollin' up the beach.
Jay: Yeah, she's -WTF? What the hell is that stickin' outa her gut?
Bob: Oh man, she has a penis button! I'm gonna yyargh!!
Jay: Man, way to spoil the picture...Shit!
Sweet Honey: Hi guys!
Bob: (wwrrreettcchh!)
by Grafikman May 14, 2009
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Muffin Button

A button that distributes blueberry muffins. Originally from Team Four Star.
Krillin: "Goku, did you just read my mind?"
Goku: "Yuhuh"
Krillin: "But how did you..."
Goku: "Muffin Button"
by Drener June 18, 2011
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The Button

The big red button that launches nuclear missiles.
Of a presidential candidate: Do you really want him with his finger on the button?
by Starcross January 15, 2008
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magic button

Cherie was feeling very surly: Tony had had a long day in cabinet and was too tired to press her magic button.
by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003
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meat button

It is when a penile extension is so miniscule it resembles a button of meat.
Jarrod W.'s meat button is so small he could have sex with a bud light long neck and not even touch the sides.
by Teabagette April 29, 2005
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Belly Button Hitler

A Game invented in the twilight FanFiction, 'Progress'. When a friend holds you down and digs their pointer finger into their belly button before pressing it to your top lip; thereby leaving a 'Hitler' mustache of funky stink on your upper lip.
He's threatening us with Belly Button Hitlers and it's making me gag!
by AnotherFreakyBitch September 9, 2010
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Like Button

An annoying feature in Facebook that allows people to positively acknowledge a post, image, or video without actually engaging in any form of meaningful conversation or dialogue.
Person #1's Facebook status update: "Man, I wish people would take the time to actually post meaningful comments on the stuff I post instead of just pressing the Like Button"

Person #2 and 3 others like this

Person #1: "God dammit!"
by anonnnnymous12344235 January 4, 2010
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