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Waiting

The second I stop someone's kid dies. This is going to be the most important thing that ever happens to me and possibly someone else and if it isn't THAT to YOU then you need to shut the fuck up and/or convince whoever you're talking to to pay up because if this doesn't change my life for the better is is going to change someone's life for the worse.
Hym "You don't want me to stop waiting. You don't want someone's kid to get stabbed. You are crossing you fingers and hoping that there is some third rail for you but I'm here to tell you you need to just stop doing what you're trying to do here. If it isn't getting my money it is murdering a child. There is no 3rd rail. Not a single one of you is willing to trade the kid to keep me from getting paid and you know it."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2025
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Wait, i know you!

when you have commited a crime in the elder scrolls v: skyrim and a guard reconizes you.
Wait, i know you!
your making a mistake..
there's no mistake, your a wanted man/woman and its time to pay for your crimes
by Not_Ice March 3, 2022
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lust waiting

Lust waiting is when someone waits in lust for another person, or significant other, usually in their bed.
"Dude, I've been lust waiting all night, and I don't even have a girlfriend! I need a life..."
by Dani Howell November 19, 2015
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Great! Cant wait for training!

Great! Cant wait for training!

something Potential Man once said.
yo bro its crazy because i was like Great! Cant wait for training!
by jaxenlmao March 22, 2025
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Wait... You're Single?

A common question that girls or boys would ask the opposite sex when they find out this answer.
Wait... You're Single? I didn't know that.
by Bob Chum Person April 21, 2018
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Waiting For The Bus

One of the most popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoon about a man who discovers that he can run very, very fast, and makes the most of it. Well...he does at first.
"Waiting For The Bus" starts with a man who is...well, take a wild guess what he's doing, why don't you.

When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.

Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.

A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.

Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.

Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.

The End!
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2021
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wait till marriage

When you are in bed with a women and before you have intercourse the women says ",wait till marriage." It is pretty much a cock block.
Women- I want to wait till marriage.
Man- i am moving out.
by Michael wait till marriage August 29, 2017
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