Bridieisum 

You need 3 people to start a religion i am now your god u now worship me one of my parables is “a beautiful young woman (me) was walking down the stairs to get food then we ate it “ the morel behind it is we need food and care for your belly things we don’t Believe in : exercise , things that involve moving thats not walking to the fridge things we do believe in : sleeping in till 2 pm , not getting out of bed , having unlimited cups of teas . Thank you all for helping me (bridie mae smith ) start off my religion called bridieisum

I believe in bridieisum

Bridieisum by Hi.bye.hi October 20, 2020

brodiac arrest 

when you're laughing too hard with your bros, you might go into brodiac arrest.

side effects:
-death
-pissing on the homies while piggy back riding
-gay birdwatching when less than 5 feet apart in a hot tub
-sexual encounters with gorillas
-strangely shaped beagle attacks
stay cautious around these places:

-suburban sidewalks

-specifically near fat bunnies that can't fit through fence cracks

-tile kitchen floors
-park benches
-an upstairs plaid couch
-your alcoholic neighbors garage
abilities gained:
-forcing someone to attack you or the homies
-shot gun 27 monsters in 3 minutes without heart complications
-super splits on carpet
-peeing in your alcoholic neighbors garage
-super mario jumps and gta runs
-arm clapping

-camel spitting in your homies food
-burning homies house to the ground (specifically with homies inside)

bro have you heard of kone's brodiac arrest?

yeah bro, nobody's seen him or the homies in 240 hours.

brodiac arrest by pissb0ttle July 22, 2021

Brodey Hutton 

Brodey Hutton is a name to call someone when they whine about video games especially in Fortnite Creative. Brodey’s typically mute others if they don’t get their way. Brodey’s are usually tall kids that are Fortnite geeks.

Person 1: Hey man your a Brodey Hutton
Person 2: Shut up man your annoying I’m muting you
Person 1: LoL your trash

Brodey Hutton by AndrewF006 September 19, 2021

Taking Bodies

Killing people, usually certain people who have disrespected you or your group. Taking bodies = taking lives.

This nigga tryna fuck with me and my group. Hell nah, we taking bodies.

Taking Bodies by Mealjoee November 7, 2016

Adventure bodies 

Athletic bodies that are nice due to lots of adventuring

I see they have an adventure bodies. Do they hike a lot?

Adventure bodies by Diegodamers May 28, 2018

I hate you, you hate me. I killed you and you're dead now. with a great big splash and bodies on the floor, no more you cause you're dead.

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1. I hate you, you hate me. I killed you and you're dead now. with a great big splash and bodies on the floor, no more you cause you're dead.
A death note to all who live on this earth.

I hate you, you hate me. I killed you and you're dead now. with a great big splash and bodies on the floor, no more you cause you're dead. by Music_Panda November 24, 2022

Brodied 

When you fuck up a really easy situation, possibly because you're high on crack.

I asked him to send me three simple costs and he brodied it and sent me nothing at all. I asked what happened and then he said, "Okay".

Brodied by Gaga Fan 4 Lyfe January 19, 2018