Afghan Blender

When your getting your penis chewed/chomped off in an act of sexual pleasure.

"Dude she's such a slut. She gave me the dirtiest Afghan Blender in the backseat of her Rover."

by FiddleMySkittle November 24, 2016

broken blender

When you put three fingers in a girls ass and spin it real fast...

I gave my girl a broken blender and it got shit all over.

by jvg113 November 1, 2017

Open Blender Banana Shake

A sexual practice (anal sex). First one partner cums in the others asshole. Then the other farts in order to spray the cum all over the first partner's face. May also be called "dirty buckshot".

-You know man I have recently tried doing the open blender banana shake
-Cool, how was it?
-well I don't actually see the benefits of this practice

by hankprostokat May 4, 2018

dilicio blunder

When one makes a mistake on the very first turn of a game, especially board games.

Whoa, a CLASSIC dilicio blunder. I can't believe you moved all the way to the end of the row in Tokaido.

by Delicious Gimlet December 4, 2020

mexican blender

the act of putting 2 or more substances in your mouth and vigorously shaking your head then swallowing

cam: hey sarah want to mexican blender this pre workout with me

sarah: yeah pass me the creatine

by supcuh January 26, 2021

full bladder fail

When you have a full bladder and don't make it to the bathroom in time.

I went to use the gas station bathroom but it was out of order with a full bladder that couldn't hold anymore so I had a full bladder fail right there.

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber April 17, 2021

emotional blender

A phrase coined by 5SOS in the song “BLENDER”. Used to describe feeling like your feelings are all mixed up.

Example 1: “I feel like I’ve been in a fuckin’ emotional blender today.”

Example 2: “The upcoming release of 5SOS5 has thrown me through an emotional blender.”

by MukesKiwi July 25, 2022