pulled a beard

Riding your bike to your girlfriends house, having sex without any conversation, then leaving immediately afterward, on your bike.

Dude, he just pulled a beard. That was like a 15 minutes round trip!

by MRoehrig08 April 29, 2011

teen beard

When a teenager starts getting facial hair and automatically wants to show it off by growing the scraggily few hairs into a "beard" (or any of the other facial hair variations) and parading around.

"wow did you see that 14 year olds teen beard?"

by nickog November 15, 2007

beard backing

When two heterosexual men share a bed (probably out of necessity) and one accidentally rubs the other man's back with his beard - causing sudden anxiety in both parties

Seb, can you stop beard backing me? It's really freaking me out

by kenilworth75 March 8, 2010

a beard

A woman that a homosexual male dates or marries as a cover for his true sexuallity.

Everyone knew Don was gay. His wife, Sally, was just a beard.

by john jacob jinglehimer schmidt April 13, 2006

Beard Fag

Trendy hipster type guy who still thinks growing a big disgusting beard makes him fashionable or unique.

Look at that Beard Fag, he still thinks he's living in 2002.

by Stephdog April 30, 2011

Vagina Beard

An vagina that hasn't been shaved ever and has a huge amount of hair. Its like a normal beard if you don't shave it for about a year. Except on a girls vagina.

Guy 1: Dude I saw Brittany naked.
Guy 2: Does she have a vagina beard?
Guy 1: Yeah. Yeah she does.
Guy 2: Ew

by cruisemissleking August 24, 2009

Baird

The greatest family name of all time naturally bairds can do anything

look at that guy go shit no hes shit u shld see a baird there ausome

by ronny November 22, 2004