Milk Before Cereal

A unique way to eat cereal invented by Lil Ignorant. Simply pour the milk before you pour the cereal then enjoy. Lil ignorant recommends you choose the cereal with the most sugar because he says it’s healthier for you.

I just recorded myself pouring the milk before cereal just like lil Ignorant now I’m going to be an a intelligent A+ student just like him.

by Dr. Seuss Jr. October 1, 2020

nightmare before christmas

Nightmare Before Christmas is a work of art. Came out in 1993 and I have watched it since I was 3 years old. I grew up with the movie, as did many other people I know. Suddenly the 10th anniversary of the film's release in 2003 brings the love for this movie to the public masses, and was every kind of merchandise was sold at HotTopic. Now if it was anything else I would have said they sold out, but it was NBC so I didn't read too much into it, thinking the sales of NBC merchandise would just slowly decrease, but ever since then it has probably doubled. Now every little bull shiting emo asshole, and 12year old kid loves fucking NBC. (most of the time the Emo assholes are also 12 year olds, or just look like it.) So yea it should be amusing to witness the slaughter of Tim Burton's newest film Corpse Bride...ha, don't make me laugh.

Come one, come all, every 10 year old kid will be seeing Corpse Bride and if you don't...you won't be cool enough to be isolated from the popular kids you wish you were!
10 year old kid:NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS ROCKS!
me:*hits child in head with NBC dvd* Here take it, and actually watch it when you wake up.....

Stupid children

by Cypress May 4, 2006

nightmare before christmas

Best damn movie EVER. Tim Burton and Harry Selick are some DAMN GENIUSES. Characters ROCK and Nothing can beat it out.

Kidnap the sandy claws, lock him up real tight, throw away the key and then, turn off all the lights!

by Banana (k) May 25, 2004

brobst before hobst

an alternative to the common phrase, "bros before hoes," used to show male comraderie. derived from a famous male leader known as "zak brobst" who constantly reminded his friends that women were not as important as friends, ever.

me: sorry guys, i cant play poker tonight. wife wants me to stay in.

brobst: duuuuude. cmon, im not getting off this phone until you commit to playing poker. brobst before hobst, man, brobst before hobst.

by kurticus May 23, 2006

shut face before I break face

A command demanding that one is quiet or else one will have to use physical violence to ensure quietness.

"you smell"
"shut face before I break face"
"you smell"
"...ow!"

by Dennibel February 17, 2004

bedford

Situated 45 minutes north of manhatten,bedford looks like small town, that is very family oriented. Bedford is very beautiful, and is great for young kids and adults. as well the teens find enough fun too. bedford village males play hockey or lacrosse for fox lane or there prep school, there wardrobe is nothing but polo or abercrombie, they wear kahkis and plad shorts along with polo's or oxfords shirts, they are the life of the party, notorious to be heavy drinkers. kids from bedford live the good life and know how to have fun. A typical bedford saturday will be eating at the bedford village deli,going to bedford golf and tennis club all afternoon with the exception of hockey or lax practice,nights consisit of beer pong and numerous keg stands at you friends party, as well waking up with a girl next to you the next day. bedford kids are known to be popular, and are well liked. Bedford girls have fake tans designer glasses and similar wardrobe style to the males. they are known sluts, but very down to earth. A bedford kid usually lives in a house costing over 1 million dollars, and has 3-4 friends with pools and tennis courts at there house. celeberties always race there fancy cars along 172, bedford is overall a quiet but fun town, with everything for any one.

you are from bedford?...where is the party then tonight?

by j4ake23 July 10, 2006

Bedford, in

Bedford is the armpit of the entire state of Indiana. Most the people there rednecks, meth addicts, or think the have their own photography business. Bedford is located in Lawrence county, which has the highest per capita obesity rate, drug activity, and limestone production in the state. The city also is well known for spending a million dollars for a sidewalk on a main street and everyone walks on the other side of the road when they should've spent the money on educating the youth on how to use condoms and what the use of methanphetamine and heroin does to your teeth. If you don't smoke weed you're shit and if you don't lose your virginity by 11 just kill yourself. Bedford is not a place you want to live. Do not trust anyone from this town. They will steal. Bedford is a shithole.

Visitor: What is there to do around here in Bedford, in?
Resident: Meth.
Visitor: Love to do it on the daily!

by Kms102 May 15, 2017