bench it

to sit/chill/talk/eat etc. somewhere

I'm gonna go bench it at Trevors house later.

by zachnnn May 11, 2007

Beechmount

Beechmount is a Street in an estate called Stameen,Drogheda in County Louth.Its like the OC of Streets with no children ... there is a green at the bottom of the cul de sac where pikeys ass rape each other on occasions.One does hear them on a clear summers evening an see them through binoculars

lets all buzz it too Beechmount and flake out in the ditch

by MXtabsWHAT January 10, 2008

benchmax345

This discribes a man who can't find a job because roid rage causes them to overreact to simple questions during interviews. Usually this type of person would stink due to the overindulgence in working out while on steroids, and any attempt to befriend such a person would usually lead to weight lifting challenges for approval. This type of person usually has a small penis due to the side effects of the steroids, accompanied with irritability and mood swings. It is not uncommon for such a person to have AIDS or hepatitis B due to the sharing needles. Most benchmax345 people might be built like a rock, but they are just as dumb as one. Overall this is usually a big angry man who stinks, is to dumb and angry to find a job, and has a small dick.

Watch out for that benchmax345 before he pulls a Chris Benoit on you!

One girl might say to the other:

Don't talk to that benchmax345 you know he might have something.

by whatyougot January 17, 2011

beechasniggaho

a stupid person

that guy doesn't know too much, he is a beechasniggaho

by Juan Ling October 4, 2012

Beechems

NOUN
1. Small 2D creatures that live amongst humans. Beechems have a tendency to steal only the left socks and right-handed tea towels. Due to their 2D forms, Beechems are able to render themselves invisible by turning sideways.
2. Small pests that have no business being in my home and, might I add, are a nuisance when it comes to pairing up sock. Only the left ones, the nerve.

"I can't find my other sock, the Beechems must have it."

by StaggNotDeer September 14, 2016

Bencheck

A vile, ill-intentioned virtual mutation of spellcheck which actively replaces correctly spelled words with irrelevant ones in order to ruin the coherency of any given sentence.

Kimberley - "Bencheck is tuning my life."

"*Ruining"
Bruce - "Turn off your auto-correct or your phone'll just keep benchecking you until everyone thinks you're a stupid dick."

by Brick Stiff June 8, 2018

Bench club

The big bois who give the big spank

Guy: oh look it’s the bench club
*gets spanked*

by Bench dictator November 13, 2018