River Beaver

A swampy female who is found floating down party rivers naked, building her fuck huts on the side of the river banks to fulfil her beaver like needs. Very close relative to swamp donkeys, mud crickets and lot lizards. Often found in the rivers of the northeastern America

“Did you get with that river beaver last night Vince?”
Vince- “hell ya bub filled that river beaver up so much we blew apart her walls, she’s gonna be rebuilding herself for a week!”

by Bahami July 29, 2018

beaver barnacles

Infected scabby sores found on a bitches beaver one might expect to find a pearl in.

She looked good but when she pulled her pants down, she had beaver barnacles.

by Suka may korncob December 7, 2020

beaver gasket

A tampon

I could not have sex with her. There was a beaver gasket in the way.

by scroto baggins August 26, 2013

Travel Beaver

Restricted to women only- after a long day of travelling on an airplane with limited ventilation, the odor from the nether regions results in travel beaver.

Man! I need a shower after that 4 hour flight. My travel beaver can be smelled by the guy on the other side of the room

by Mama Teeee May 12, 2023

beaver poaching

Occurs when you’ve laid all the ground work to hook up with a chick, and a friend swoops in to steef that chick while you’re in the bathroom.

He's a cool dude, but you have to watch him on the beaver poaching.

by harlan50 March 20, 2009

hood beaver

A redneck from the hood

Hey joe, you are a hood beaver!

by Mfly11 September 23, 2016

flaming beaver

When a red-headed chick spreads her legs, her red pubes resemble a beaver that's been set on fire.

"I fucked a red head last night and even though she shaved her snizz, i could still see where she had a flaming beaver. you can't hide that shit"

by beeflog January 26, 2010