You: oh man I browsed every base definition on urban dictionary last night, I got all the way to twentyfirst base
Any rational human being: wow that's pretty sad bro
Any rational human being: wow that's pretty sad bro
by Thepeepeeman October 17, 2019
Get the twentyfirst basemug. Steph was base jacking her co-workers Craig and Jason that she developed carpal tunnel and had to file for workers comp.
by Brodie Staxxx July 6, 2019
Get the Base Jackingmug. Having sex while smoking a blunt and imagining shrek ruinin your butthole with his giant ogry penis and tell you too "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP".
by Tomchaos January 20, 2015
Get the 420th basemug. Brian and his girlfriend Ally stole first base, and began feeling and fingering before they even frenched. This was Brian's favorite thing, stealing bases.
by littlegirlll September 27, 2014
Get the stealing basesmug. when you anally masturbate with something such as a frozen hot dog, light bulb, beer bottle, popsicle, etc.. and it gets stuck in your butt and you have to go to the hospital to get it removed which leaves you with an awesome x-ray picture for the fridge
by ~*~Toast~*~ July 1, 2008
Get the 38th Basemug. 3rd Base is getting either a Hand Job, Fingering or Oral Sex. Can also be used as foreplay before sex or just a Sexual activity without having to actually have full Sexual Intercourse
by Cosnett April 6, 2005
Get the 3rd basemug. When one thinks it would be funny if they jacked off while playing blackjack. Everyone else in the semicircle must take your sweating, shaking, and grunting as a sign of having a bad hand.
Gambler: What's that guy's problem?
Other Gambler: Either he just stayed with eight, or he's just hit 21st base.
Other Gambler: Either he just stayed with eight, or he's just hit 21st base.
by Compulsive Gambler July 16, 2010
Get the 21st basemug.