strip-of-bacon

The strip of pubic hair on a woman that is left after the rest of the pubic region is shaved.

That pussy was hot and smooth, only a strip-of-bacon left.

by winnie the pooch October 25, 2002

Bacon

(n.) in fact, the holiest of all meats. The story, according to the Bible of the Bacon, goes as such:

"And on the sixth day, God created the pig, and saw that it was good. And taking the choicest cuts, he blessed them, and said 'This is the holiest of meats. I shall call it Bacon', and he saw just how good of a decision had been made."
- Genesis, 13:17

In fact, a whole religion has been created around the holiest of meats, entitled the FreeBacons.

This bacon is so good. I can feel my sins being washed away by its goodness.

by Brother In Bacon December 17, 2009

Bacon

Bacon is a term used for the worlds most delectible, delighted, breakfast course. Most bacon lovers will eat it every day.

Bacon is made out of pig, and pork, which are basically the same thing.

Some people use the word wrong as saying it is just pig. A meat used for food. Food. Fat in meat. A big hunk of fat. The worst food ever. DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM. They are just people who have no common sense and are idiots.

Bacon will make your life so much better. Eat bacon and I garuntee you will feel better for at least 24 hours if you eat it and other delicious foods like oatmeal, yogurt, cereal, and eggs in the morning.

"Mom, Dad, can you make me some bacon for breakfast?"
"You mean the worlds most delectible, delighted, breakfast course?
"DUH! :P"

by Chris Cracker August 30, 2009

bacon switch

To "slip" and plow the stink in the midst of hitting the pink.

I gave that ho the ol' bacon switch last night, then finished her off with a yankee candle.

by memory-minus March 11, 2005

bacon and nails

"Bacon and nails" is what someone is 'made of' if they can consume large amounts of alcohol and take it like a man. This term is often used if someone is downing large amounts of hard liquor without a chaser.

I was gargling half a bottle of Captain Morgan when my brother exclaimed, "Dude, you're made of bacon and nails!".

by Emanuel Hernandez September 21, 2006

you dance like bacon

A phrase used to describe terrible dancers.

It could refer to either a piece of meat or the police.
This is because we all know that every police officer has two left feet.
And, well, meat can't dance at all.

Person 1: Time for the funky chicken!
Person 2: Don't you dare. You dance like bacon.

by Melody Park May 16, 2006

accidental bacon

When an orthodox Jew steals pizza from the fridge not "realizing" that there is bacon on it... but, in fact, secretly loves bacon... it is called "accidental bacon".

Janine opens her roommates mini-fridge and sees the Domino's box.
Janine smells the sweet aroma of bacon, but can not see it on the pizza.
Janine eats 3 slices quicker than a frog snags a fly.
Roommate returns.
Roommate: "You ate my fucking pizza?"
Janine: "I didn't think you wanted it."
Roommate: "You know there was bacon on that, right?"
Janine: "AAAAARGH" (runs to bathroom feigning to be sick)
Roommate: "Accidental bacon, my ass!"

by Fleck August 10, 2006