The Incredible Barack Obama

A Super Hero. A great action figure. Mega Genius. One good looking righteous laid back cool Dude. The greatest President ever to hold the office of the presidency in the entire history of the United States of America

David Banner watched Bill Oreily on Fox News and got angry and then he turned into the Incredible Hulk. The Incredible Hulk while going into a rage over Oreily watched Hannity on the Fox News Channel and grew even more angry that he turned into Chuck Norris. By this time Chuck Norris was really pissed. But when Chuck Norris saw President George W. Bush on the Red Eye of Fox News Chuck Norris went insane pushed there by his fuming red hot wrath. Then Chuck Norris turned into the Incredible Barack Obama. Barack Obama calmed down and relaxed and waved at the people. He's just an awesome dude that stays cool under pressure. He's a super hero. He is the Incredible Barack Obama!

by Dane Eidson January 19, 2009

Bloody Baracuda

Take a baracuda, then insert the animal into a womans vagina, who is on their period. Then one plugs the hole with their genitals and let the fish swim around in the womans menstrual juices.

Man, you sure gave her the bloody baracuda last night.

by Parkisonsexaddicts March 28, 2009

Barack Obama

The United States first black president. Great family man and has the potential to turn this country's financial crysis around.

Mom:Omg!!

Me: What?

Barack Obama: I own biatches!!!!

by WillieA February 2, 2009

Barack Obama

A presidential hopeful who is the object of affection for young women.

"I cannot wait, 'til 2008
Baby you’re the best candidate
Of the new oval office,
You’ll get your head of state
I can’t leave you alone
‘Cause I’ve got a crush on Barack Obama"

by 37153 July 21, 2007

barack obama

Leading candidate for the democratic nomination, in the 2008 U.S. presidential election.

He's probably gonna win. I really hope Hillary "R-Tard" Clinton doesn't win...

Hell, I'd even take John McCain over Hillary Clinton.

Barack Obama knows what is like to be at the bottom... He worked hard to get to where is he is today, and that is why you should vote for him.

Also, Obama Girl is smoking hot...

by metallkidd93 March 28, 2008

Barack Obama

1. Barack Obama FTW
2. Barack Obama is the man, better than Hillary Clinton everyday.
3. Barack will own you every day of the week, every week of the month and every month of the year.
4. Barack is a bad MOFO
5. He has super powers (He can fly and he has laser eye beams.)
6. He can show Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Hillary Clinton, Ron Paul, Chris Hansen and Al Roker a new meaning of pain.

Barack Obama will kill you in 1 punch.

by Kyle McLovin March 3, 2008

baracklican

Defined originally by SCNTEXAS on the Organizing for America website:
A Baracklican is a Republican who supports Obama.

"I am going to vote for Obama, I am a Baracklican."

by yes_sica October 15, 2009