hey, its hannah. hannah baker.

Hey, it's Hannah. Hannah Baker. That's right. Don't adjust your...whatever device you're hearing this on. It's me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get a snack. Settle in. Because I'm about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you're listening to this tape you're one of the reasons why. I'm not saying which tape brings you into the story. But fear not, if you received this lovely little box, your name will pop up. I promise. Anyway, the rules here are pretty simple. - There are only two. Rule number one: you listen. Number two: you pass it on. Hopefully, neither one will be easy. It's not supposed to be easy, or I would have emailed you an MP3. When you're done listening to all 13 sides, because there are 13 sides to every story rewind the tapes, put them back in the box, and pass them on to the next person. Oh and the box of tapes should have included a map. I'll be mentioning several spots around our beloved city. I can't force you to visit them, but if you'd like a little more insight, head for the stars. Or you know, just throw away the map and I'll never know or will I? You see, in case you're tempted to break the rules, understand I did make a copy of these tapes, and I left them with a trusted individual who, if this package doesn't make it through all of you, will release these copies in a very public manner. This was not a spur of the moment decision.

Hey, its Hannah. Hannah Baker. That's right. Don't adjust your..whatever device you're hearing this on. It's me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get a snack. Settle in. Because I'm about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you're listening to this tape you're one of the reasons why. I'm not saying which tape brings you into the story. But fear not, if you received this lovely little box, your name will pop up. I promise. Anyway, the rules here are pretty simple. There are only two. Rule number one you listen Number two you pass it on. Hopefully, neither one will be easy It's not supposed to be easy, or I would have emailed you an MP3. When you're done listening to all 13 sides, because there are 13 sides to every story rewind the tapes, put them back in the box, and pass them on to the next person. Oh and the box of tapes should have included a map. I'll be mentioning several spots around our beloved city. I can't force you to visit them, but if you'd like a little more insight, head for the stars. Or you know, just throw away the map and Ill never know or will I You see in case you're tempted to break the rules, understand I did make a copy of these tapes and I left them with a trusted individual who if this package doesnt make it through all of you will release these copies in a very public manner. This was not a spur of the moment decision.

by ilovezaynmalik March 13, 2021

Baker

One who eats nothing except Hamburgers, French Fries, and Dorittos.

That guy is going to die from malnutrition because he is a total Baker.

by floyd barber May 14, 2011

bakerite

A bakerite , specifically, is the follower of a prominent JFK assassination researcher who makes wild claims about having a sexual affair with Lee Harvey Oswald and plotting with him to kill Castro. But, in general, a bakerite is a very gullible person who falls behind a charismatic leader with cultish devotion.

Those Jim Jones people who drank the Kool-aid were like bakerites.

by Grounded5 March 27, 2015

Bamer

Horribly unattractive; synonymous with fugly.

I know that Mike had nine beers, but I still can't believe he's trying to take those bamer girls home with him.

by Spencer H September 8, 2005

Bakery Fresh

When something is so fine it falls into the realm of bakery fresh the next tier of freshness (objects, actions)

Oscar: hey bro nice shoes they are bakery fresh
Girl: did you get a hair cut? yeah bakery fresh cuts and im ready to hit the town

by ArticulatedDribble February 10, 2017

Flesh Bakery

When fat rolls overlap underneath clothes that are visibly too small

For Best Example See: Kirsti Alley

by Ryan February 13, 2005

bamerNek

A football fan of the University of Alabama @ Tuskaloosa, known as UAT in the state of Alabama. BamerNeks attend football games with a Tide soap box, roll of toilet paper(sometimes used), a pair of baggy overalls w/one strap undone(they think thats sexy) and a baseball cap with a red A on it! They say "Roll Tide" a lot, hence the props! Also they talk a lot about a dead bear!!

Is it true McDonalds makes bamerNeks wear shoes when they take their wives out to dinner on Sat nite?

by CitizenFOOTBALL August 27, 2005