cookie baker

a person who cooks methamphetamines in a homemade laboratory usualy located in a trailer house

These boys keep callin for Los the cookie baker.

by south park mexican March 18, 2004

carpet banger

noun

1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.

If that carpet banger so much as talks to my girlfriend, I'm knockin' him out!

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

ro-banger

a person on ROBLOX that tries to act "Gangster" they typically play the games Dollhouse Role play and The Streets they play more games but those two games is where yo u find lots of them. There quite toxic typically in The Streets. They say stuff like ez, rat , trash, your so bad, etc. they love to use glitches, Ground Hit, Shoot Gun Through Fences, and no melee just guns. They do this a lot it makes it quite unfair and makes the game boring it takes no skill. They love using using "Gangster Slang" Like Cuz, Bet, my hood, etc. They love playing Bypassed Audios on the boombox, to probably seem "Cool". They don't like to use grammar, at times its hard to understand what they say, They act Touch / Cool. and at times plain out racist. they trie to look like a Gangster. While at the time they make gangs there, for instance, ODSG, Atlas, Edel, Raze, 8r, and Luxury. That's just few to name. They also have interesting names weird ones. i found alot taht had guap in it, they also try to look "Rich" by wearing very expensive items. What have we learned from this? is to not be a Ro-Banger / Ro Gangster

Did you get killed by a ro-banger? Yeah they were toxic as hell.

by doggogang October 13, 2019

banked on

Gettin your ass beat

Dam, that younger head got banked on by the older head

by ChUkL$ November 8, 2005

bakersfield chalupa

When one takes a dump on a passed out woman's chest after coitus. Much like the infamous Cleveland Steamer, except with the Bakersfield Chalupa, there is a lot of corn in the mix.

Man, I ate six ears of silver queen last night and ended up laying down a nice Bakersfield Chalupa on Candy's chest after a very zesty session.

by colonel hogan August 21, 2006

Michigan Bankroll

when one has a wad of money that consists of large bills on the outside and small bills on the inside so they appear as if they are a large amount of money.

"Damn he has a huge bankroll"
"Girl, better look closer, that is a michigan bankroll."

by richbitch313 August 28, 2009

Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.

1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.

by WiL S. (BoNe) August 6, 2007