bacon bitch

A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job. They usually show their true bitchiness during the end of the month, similar to a woman's menstrual cycle.

We were all just chillin, having fun, then bacon bitch rolled up on us for no reason!

bacon bitch by Amaretto Kramer February 10, 2006

bacon pussy 

Fat girl that thinks she is so sexy that when she rubs up against you, you get a whiff of her fat smelly cooter.

Yo, that fluff was straight up sportin' the bacon pussy. She was rubbin' up against me and I caught a whiff, damn...bacon.

bacon pussy by john- john the madman April 7, 2009

bacon roll 

a roll/sandwich filled with bacon.
(from facejacker)

usually said to confused northern irish people while going through a drive thru.

"how many bacon rolls do you want?"
"none"
"4 bacon rolls!"
"no bacon rolls"
"6 more bacon rolls"
"no i don't want any bacon rolls"
"14 bacon rolls!"

bacon roll by luuuuuuucy April 29, 2010

Bacon alarm 

A device that emits high pitched beeps when you are grilling bacon. Sometimes used to detect fires, but very rarely.

better shut the kitchen door or the bacon alarm will go off

Bacon alarm by doubledrat April 20, 2008

bacon bit 

A rent-a-cop; not good/important enough to be referred to as a "pig" or bacon, they're given the diminutive nickname of "bacon bit".

I thought we'd be in trouble when the 5-0 started rollin' up, but then I just realized it was the bacon bits they use for mall security.

bacon bit by Ovary July 23, 2002

Bacon Head

When your a Robuxless noob with no money to swag out your character

Ewww get away from me you bacon head come back when you get yourself some robux

Bacon Head by MylesTheRobloxKing May 20, 2018

Bacon and Egger 

A fart so raunchy that it makes you hungry. Sometimes smells partially like hard-boiled eggs.

Man, I just ripped a bacon and egger all over that guy's kitchen.

Bacon and Egger by Biggymcfinch January 8, 2006