Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.

At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.

by boggler August 12, 2016

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Backwards Wank

The act of tucking ones penis between ones legs, to masturbate oneself from behind.

Steve "hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? Like a backwards wank?"
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."

by Spunk Sucker April 7, 2017

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backword cowboy

When a guy is sitting and the girl mounts him backwords and rides him like a rodeo bull while he's gripping her hair.

I ride my man like a backword cowboy when having sex.

by Septemberglaze February 21, 2018

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backwards tomato

somebody who seems queer, but is straight.

“Have you seen that girl, Azzy? I thought she was gay. but apparently not”
“Yeah, shes a bit of a backwards tomato.”

by sallythesalmon December 30, 2021

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backward poncho

When a girl is so unattractive, that u make her put a poncho on backward to cover her face and body. this is the most degrading form of the paper bag.

Sam: Yo did you fuck the sea monster last night?
AJ:Hell yea, i gave that bitch a backward poncho.
Avi: preach it

by AJ castellini April 8, 2008

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BACKWARD CIRCLE

RIDING A FIXED GEAR BICYCLE WILE PEDALING BACKWARDS IN A CIRCLE...

AFTER GETTING ALL LIQUORED UP AT THE ALOHA GRILL IN COSTA MESA, THE HOT BARTENDERS DARED ME TO BUST SOME BACKWARD CIRCLES FOR SOME LATE NITE FUN ... SO I DID FOO !!! WWW.BAKWARDCIRCLE.COM

by SLUTSONLY October 7, 2010

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