Busted Suite of Furniture

Term originating Ballygawley N.I

means a woman who is worse that a busted sofa aka sooo sexually active her stuffing is now hanging out of her vagina. A busted suite of furniture means not only has the sofa been wrecked but the other sets also.

Sean: I went to shag her last night and took one look at her pussy and looked like a busted suite of furniture the amount of damage done to it.

Jamie: ewww did u shag her then?

Sean: well any holes a goal.

by MarieLouise November 12, 2007

Busted in the Business

The act of getting punched, slapped, ejaculated, or clobbered in the face.

Broken nose, bloody lip, and missing teeth are all tell-tale signs of being busted in the business.

by iCUMonU January 2, 2010

Burred

An advanced form of boredom. Symptoms include, fidgeting, walking from one place to another (similar to patrol function in Warcraft 3), spawning witches in Left 4 Dead and thinking about Vampire Diaries.

Kevin: Hey Jon, wutcha thinking about?
Jon: Stefan's hot ass... I'm burred as shit.
Kevin: Wanna go flip some bitches?
Jon: Now you're talking!

by AntI NortskI November 6, 2009

busted a nut laughing

Laughing so hard you bust a nut.

"Munson's dick pic was so small i busted a nut laughing!"

"....i hope he's allergic to nuts because that shit aint funny."

"It's hilarinut, shut up."

by halfassed October 22, 2017

Busted A Honey Nut

A big fat one that's really thick, almost like honey.

Girl: Mom!

Mom: What?

Girl: Billy just busted a honey nut into my cereal!

by Weirdo Sheep November 17, 2018

Burned Kitty

When you scoot your vagina across the carpet too fast.

Dude, my pussy was so itchy I gave myself a burned kitty!

by DegenerateMuffin November 29, 2020

Busted a lung

This phrase means you laugh really hard that you feel like you “busted a lung”
Is usually used in text and with caps

Mary: and then he just left
Laura: BUSTED A LUNG

by Yuri’s gardening hoes December 10, 2020