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ASSHOLE

An asshole is the guy whom a woman takes home from the bar and when all the clothes comes off he is then a different person. He changes into a rogue, inconsiderate insensitive person. He is pushy, bossy and overly aggressive sexually. He has no feelings- or at least no real feelings. He cums inside of her when he just promised he wouldn't. He pronounces his love or care for her then is gone before she even wakes up. He even rifles through her purse while she is asleep and even steals money from her! He is all the guy she thought he wasn't the morning after. She is all regret, because she trusted and brought a guy home who turned out to be a asshole.
ASSHOLE PUSHY COCK HOUND RAPIST PIECE OF SHIT JERK
by Captain Save A Hoe October 11, 2013
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Members of the American Congress upholding a constitution against popular public opinion and in the face of all common sense.
"Dude did you see the gun control bill got thrown out of congress"
"What do you expect. They are assholes"
by The brown fox April 17, 2013
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by smertieboi February 21, 2019
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A person who possesses a gallon of grain alcohol infused riot juice for a longer period of time than that which is deemed appropriate.
Steph is such an asshole.
by Squids Phillips November 21, 2011
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The dude that sits down next to you in some type of public setting (ie a public bus) and smells like he took a bath in Axe body spray, talking on his cell phone about this bitch he fucked last night, and eating some type of food very loudly and chewing with his mouth open. Also can be known as a douchebag
This asshole was sitting next to me on the bus yesterday, he reeked!
by iwillnotgetbutthurt April 4, 2013
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1. the place where ur shit comes out

2. a word people use to describe a person
dude, i'm cheating on my girlfriend...why would you do that man, ur such an asshole!
by KillerNuns21 July 30, 2010
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a person who tells you the truth about yourself in a society where everything is sugar-coated to make you believe that everyone is prince charming and there is nothing wrong with you.
"Man, that asshole over there just told Jim that sagging his pants wasn't cool."
by sammaaayy September 21, 2012
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