asscatapult

When your taking a deuce and you launch terds out of your rectum at such a high velocity, that the water hits your butt cheeks.

So, I was pillaging my toilet yesterday and then I brought in the asscatapult to finish the job.

by Steve Viola October 30, 2008

Asscatastrophe

n: someone who is a complete mess, while at the same time is being belligerent and somewhat of a dick.

Holy shitman look at you. Your a goddamn asscatastrophe.

That fuckin asshats an asscatastrophe.

by Assclown100 March 28, 2011

Asscature

When you shart your pants and don't change them. The turd becomes an image.....

Oh man I just sharted and I don't have a change of pants I'm going to have to wear these all night when I pull my underwear off it's going to look like an asscature

by Nader1968 June 15, 2017

asshat

a shrude talking hat that shouts mean names

Hat: Yo B-otch your a nasty
Woman: :'( your an asshat!

by HuggiePanda August 21, 2008

asshat

The act of resembling a condom which has been used in the process of ass penetration.

Which or may not have been in gay anal sex.

Ie: Dirty asshat.

Ex: "Dude...don't be such an asshat"

by 13blackcats December 21, 2008

Asscalota

Where a guy eats pineapple all day then blows a load into a girls ass and then sips it out like a pinacaloda

I had had a special craving for pineapple one day then ate a lot of it through out the day. Then I went home and decided to give my girl a asscalota. She loved to lick it off my lips

by Mrphysicsmhs January 25, 2011

assmateloving

intense but hump.

guy 1: woo! i get assmateloving with tom tonight!

guy 2: you fail at life you homo.

by datdangoleboomhauer13 April 19, 2011