3:00 AM

3:00 AM is the witching hour, when the devil, demons, and ghosts are at it's strongest. Some say if you wake up at this hour, somebody is watching you. Another thing is, there might be footsteps, unusually loud. And theres a legend that if you do something, ex: talking to Siri, playing games, making something, could result in something unusually frightening.

Johnny: What time is it?
Bill: 3:00 AM
Johnny: Oh
(Demon kills them both)
Demon: Shit.

by ESDUBAYY 38 May 15, 2018

Sam I am

Character out of the Dr. Seuss classic 'green eggs and ham' who tries to encourage the other nameless character to eat green eggs and ham.

Would you like them in a boat?
Would you like them with a goat?
I would not like them in a boat,
I would not like them with a goat,
I do not green eggs and ham,
I do not like them Sam I Am

by YoHansII January 13, 2004

i am dead

if they say that they are probably dead

jimmy: i am dead

me: whelp guess hes dead

by Browns fan 80 March 4, 2021

I am Groot

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hazel: hi how are you?
Groot: I am Groot

hazel: uhh... hi groot what are you doing
Groot: I am Groot

hazel: i'm a little scared now. i'm gonna go
Groot: I AM GROOT

by I am Groot May 1, 2019

I am Jack's

These are the original "I am Jack's" from Fight Club

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
I am Jack's Cold Sweat.
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
I Am Jack's Broken Heart

by Elliot C. April 13, 2006

Where am I

1. To be considerably drunk; to have consumed at least 7 standard drinks
2. A state of excessive inebriation; to become disorientated
3. Greater than I'm very happy to be here and lesser than Who am I

*Drunken Contemplation*
Dude: Ok, I can feel grass underneath meh, and I've puked up once; but Where am I?

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

I am the senate

This phrase is what you say when an armed religious group storms into your office demanding to impeach you, or worse. If said group trys to persuade the senate to decide your fate, you boldy say “i am the senate”

Mace windu: the senate will decide your fate
Chancellor palpatine: i am the senate

by Ronald k chump September 19, 2018