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Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that
Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke
by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021
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Alan tracey

An ALAN TRACEY Is a - gay loser who has no real friends, just other gay losers online. An alan tracey enjoys talking about boring shit while nobody is paying attention but he or she doesn't mind they love the sound of their own stupid voice. Plays alot of video games.
Shut up alan tracey !
Oh god its alan!
Haha your ugly but not as ugly as alan tracey!
by Bigdickprick1999 August 12, 2017
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Alan

A amazing friend to everyone.he will always be there for you no matter what. Everyone is says that Alan is attractive and fun. He never leaves anyone out unless you are mean to any one he cares for then he will beat your ass if he had to.
Guy: who is that?
Girl: that's Alan he's really nice when you get to know him
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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codie alan

A Codie Alan is very rare one in a million, diamond in the rough, strapping young, GQ male model, hard and perfectly chiseled really really ridiculously good looking man with the most amazing overall package with the most loving and beautiful heart and soul any woman can ever dream of having the pleasure of waking you next to every morning.
Hot damn that's a fine ass Codie Alan, be his friend, even if it's only a Facebook friend and your sex appeal will improve 89%. Follow his Instagram then you got 99.9% fine ass #Swag.....predicted to break out a new dance instead of "Teach Me How To Dougie" everyone will be twerking to "Teach Me How To Codie"
by milfndenver May 21, 2016
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Alan’s K

Alan’s K is an organic hormone secretion that is produced by the U-gene, that tends to create orgasmic sensations in women.
Her sensations of pleasure are due to the level of Alan’s K she has in her body.

If you rub the Alan’s K hormone ointment on her, she tends to become stimulated in a wild way.

A Sarina girl is easily aroused with Alan’s K.

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by Guruji Irv December 20, 2017
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Jerry Alan

Such a name only belongs to the sexiest of closet bois. Jerry Alan is a person who knows all of your sexual life and will do unspeakable things to you if you get no maidens. Although, Jerry Alan will treat you better than any other woman and will accompany all your sexual and everyday needs as long as you don't complain in bed. Moans also increase his testosterone during SEX. Also, Jerry Alan can get a little rough, so you may need to offer your life.
"Don't keep Jerry Alan waiting, he's in the closet. Good luck, you'll need it."
by DaddyIsBackToBeatMommy May 20, 2022
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