condescending asshole

A person who uses their own incompetence and ignorance as a basis for insulting someone.

"You work out to compensate for not being enough."
"Actually, she's deaf, severely dyslexic and unemployed, and I don't want her to have to live off welfare... condescending asshole."

by werdhoofen November 18, 2013

asshole

1. Sphincter/anus/rectum
2. An annoying/abrasive person
3. My geography teacher

1. After sitting on that cold park bench for so long, his asshole was so numb he accidentally sh*t in his pants.
2. That guy is such an asshole!
3. My geography teacher is a pedophile/asshole.

by IluvB123 March 4, 2005

Idiot Son Of An Asshole

The Idiot Son Of An Asshole is a term used as refferance to George W. Bush

'Whats on TV?'

'The Idiot Son Of An Asshole'

by Joshua Wyatt April 6, 2006

asshole

1) One person of many sprinkled about the face of the Earth by god to test the patience of those who believe in him. Most of which are relatives
or live in your city.

2) A broke person with no job and who you helped out and you gave them a place to sleep and you gave them food and they let your indoor cat out and they smoked your stash and they ate ALL of your food and used the last of your toilet paper and fell asleep in your favorite chair and pissed in it ... ... ... and gets mad when you kick them out but doesn't forget to ask for a ride somewhere.

1) If you are reading this ... you MIGHT be an asshole!

2) Nuff said!

by LayItOnYou December 15, 2008

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

Fuck you, asshole!

As we all know, this is a phrase that the Terminator (portrayed by actor/bodybuilder/now California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger) picks up during a street fight to get some clothes. He uses it later on a custodian who's collecting trash from the hotel rooms.

Here's some dialog from the 1984 movie "The Terminator":

Custodian: Do you have any trash?

Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008

asshole farm

A place that covers large amounts of land with greenery, uses lots of water to water it, and results in large numbers of assholes being present. In other words, a golf course.

"The CEO's spending the afternoon on the asshole farm."

by mathew October 17, 2007