almost everything bagel

When your “everything” bagel has barely any of the “everything” on it.

Look at this almost everything bagel. There is nothing on it!

by T, C February 24, 2019

almondcookieisfruity

almondcookieisfruity is a very funny tiktoker that is part of LGBTQ.

dude; hey man you ever heard of almondcookieisfruity?
dude; yeah man, he’s the best!!

by almond <3 July 1, 2021

Almon

The nicest and kindest person ever😹

Wow almon is so kind

by Ststsxtcyddusoska sn November 21, 2021

Alfonso

some guy that's is some place that's eating ass from a man with a small dick

yeah that's Alfonso ass eating ass

by yeah yeah hell yeah March 3, 2022

almode

Almode is 4'6 and thats about it besides from there short (hehe) temper

Almode is so short like haha shorty

by Like sans from undertale November 18, 2022

Soggy Almond

Lesbian slang for a clit that has been given copious attention orally.

Since she took such great care of me last night I woke her up with a soggy almond

by cross-cross stitch May 28, 2020

ALMO

Almost homo, a guy who doesn't know he's gay yet. An ALMO often wonders why a lot of people think he's gay and works really hard to not appear gay. Regardless, a preponderance of evidence points to his homosexual tendencies. For instance, things such as:

* beyond metrosexuality, use of hair tape as a boy in grade school when it started early and sassily "switched up" his middle school uniform

* talks to gay men he meets at 1am for hours "because I'm just friendly"

* obsesses with pride on how much gay men are attracted to him

* cattily assesses fashion faux pas on the street and gets really upset about it

* AND most of all... an ALMO says things like "I get tired of being the dom."

Gay BFF: Ahh honey what's wrong? Did you and Dave break up?

Sad Girl: Uh, I was talking to my mom and other guy friends about some strange behavior, like he often acted like a girl about things, and not in a good way.

Gay BFF: Well, Darlin, he WAS like the woman in the relationship. You totally wore the hot pants in that one.

Sad Girl: Yeah, I think he's an ALMO. Too bad, it was fun, like dating a girlfriend - or you - but not.

by BoyGaGa November 24, 2009