Albert 

Albert's the most swaggery guy you'll EVER EVER meet. People like albert a lot esp women which is annoying. He's so smexy, cute, pretty, handsome, adorable, kind, ballsack and penis but refuses to admit it. He's someone that people will never forget. He's also a lil cutiepie turd. Very kissable. love love love cats. overall 10/10 guys. smash. I love. (he's autistic I'm so sure)

person 1: ''hey, albert's doing dumb shit again lmao'
person 2: ''i mean at least he cutie eheheheheheh''

Albert by ur mommys milky titty April 3, 2023

albertan lemonade stand 

A gas station. Serving Alberta’s sweet nectar (oil).

Eh bud! I’m runnin low on juice. Can we stop at the Albertan Lemonade Stand up the road?

albertan lemonade stand by ThicccSebaaaaaa April 8, 2023

Alberta fire extinguisher 

The Alberta fire extinguish is when you fill a woman with some much cum and punch her in the stomach making the cum come out of her other holes

Buddy I was havin a fire with this chick and blew my load in her last night turning her into the alberta fire extinguisher

Alberta fire extinguisher by Who cares my friend June 13, 2023

Albertan Crème Brûlée 

To hack a dart while concurrently sucking on a Werther’s Original caramel.

Hey Justin, wanna go to the smoke pit for an Albertan Crème Brûlée?

Albertan Crème Brûlée by CaptainBerta July 18, 2023

Jaeshawn Albert Smith 

Someone who has no common dance and when he has no other option because he is clearly wrong on one subject makes fun of people until they never talk to him again.

Dude, they are acting like Jaeshawn Albert Smith.

Jaeshawn Albert Smith by BaconShark May 16, 2019

lamont alberta

an absolute shithole of a town filled with pot smoking cousin fucking ppl you never want to move to lamont

i drove through lamont alberta today and seen a bunch of kids smoking at the triangle and a guy mowing his lawn but naked fuckin mint

lamont alberta by weeeeenorrrr October 17, 2019

Windy Albert 

The act of expelling rectal gas onto an erect penis, usually acting as the conclusion of anal intercourse

"Jesus wept, Sandra! You've just given me a reet windy albert"

Windy Albert by wetjim53 February 13, 2020