Dark Ages

When you have been without electricity or technology for a while, and aren't up to date with it all-such as older generations, people living on farms with little technology, or those who have been left without electricity due to various circumstances.
John: hey mate have you seen the new iPhones?
Jack: what's an iPhone?
John: have you been living in the dark ages? Else you would know.

Jill: we had a tornado come through last week. They haven't been able to restore power yet.
Mary: oh no that's terrible. It's like you're living in the dark ages again!
by SunshineStar1 September 21, 2015
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ags

(acronym) Asian Gambler Syndrome

An emboldened style of play in gambling, prevalent in the table game blackjack.

The following symptoms are usually present:

1) Randomly increasing bet size when player is "feeling it"
2) Baller levels of braggadocio when describing winnings or style of play
3) Murderous glances / mutterings shot in your direction when player feels you caused him to lose
Try as I can, I cannot shake the symptoms of AGS when I play 21.
by Stanford Wrong March 04, 2005
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Aged poorly

When a piece of media from years ago references a meme used today and originated recently.
DanTDM 6 years ago on minecraft girlfriend mod: Here's a piece of bread and you can now go make me a sandwich!
Commenter: This video aged poorly
by [deIeted] August 12, 2019
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Dark age

The stage one who rebells against his bros and retreats to hoes. Other symptoms of a person in the dark ages include, expiermenting with drugs and wearing clothing such as timberland boots, dress shirts, and jeans on a normal basis. This person also over uses the cellular device for sexual purposes. Nicknames for people in the dark age are: Dark Vador, Dark Ager, and Gumby
by Archie Griffin April 27, 2011
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Middle aged

When someone is between the ages of 35 and 60.
A man is middle aged after he turns 35 by many of today’s more rational young people, today’s youth who are pricks would consider a 36 year old an old person at the end of their life cycle though unfortunately.
by Subtropical 1021 November 09, 2021
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Coons age

Coons age
I have not seen you in a coons age
by 381jm October 01, 2020
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Trans age

Yeojin from Loona is Trans age Meaning she’s 17 but believes she’s 34!
Yves: “How old are you
Yeojin: “I’m 17 but I believe I’m 34!”

Yves: “So you’re Trans age”
by minghaosmullet December 09, 2018
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